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Cowboy Bebop...

"There are three things that I hate... kids, animals, and women with attitudes. So tell me, why are all three of them neatly gathered on our ship?!" - Spike

"Ed will introduce Ed. Full name: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th." - Edward
"That's a long name." - Spike
"Who the hell's this?" - Faye
"Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?" - Edward
"If you made it up, how can you be the 4th?" - Spike

"The real lesson: don't leave anything in the fridge." - Spike

"Ever heard this story? There once was a tiger striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, revived, and lived a million lives, and was owned by various people he didn't really care for. The cat wasn't afraid to die. Then one day this cat became a stray cat, which meant he was free. He met a white, female cat and the two of them spent their days together happily. Well, years past and the white cat grew weak and died of old age. The tiger striped cat cried a million times, then he died too; except this time, he didn't come back to life." - Spike
"Yeah, it's a good story..." - Jet
"I hate that story. I never liked cats, you know that." - Spike

"... Look this is real mystic and all, but ya got anything to eat?" - Spike
*Stomach growls* - Old Man Bull
"... I see." - Spike

I was born
I ate potatoes!
Now I am full!
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The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.