Exile

Pasta

I am what some people call awesome. This is because of my childhood. My parents were both born in Prague. They moved to America to live the American Dream of becoming an adult website owner. I was raised by a nanny that was hired while my parents were busy filming pornographic films. The nanny's name was Beverley. She was an extremely dumb Californian girl, but extremely hot. She taught me how to be a man and with her help I became awesome. We lated joined a 70s Rock Band called "The Raven Feeders". Note that I was on LSD during this time so I don't remember anything about it. We were very successful until the band "The Hawk Feeders" started to become more popular. It was either that or we started buying more LSD, but it was one of those. After my rock band days I became an author. I wrote three books, "How to write a book about nothing", "How to make a sequel to a book about nothing", and "Sharks: Enemies or Friends?" These books made me very well known by the 5 people who read them. After my time as a writer I moved on to something different. It was time I became a professional LSD Addiction Therapist. I helped millions face their addictions, while I stole their LSD and got re hooked on the shit. I don't remember much of this time either. Finally, like most people I found this site looking for porn. I wanted to see how my parents were doing and they made a video called nudeseeker and I wanted to check it out. I by mistake wrote neoseeker and found this place and have been here since.