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Cool is all about the leather sleeves

Favorite Ambigious Jack Sparrow Quotes

Barbossa:"Well Jack i though i had you all figured out. Jack: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for.

Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck. Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.

Jack: Whyz the rum always gone? *stands up drunkenly* oh thats why

Barbossa: Why thank you Jack
Jack: Your welcome
Barbossa: No not you we named the monkey Jack

Will: Barbossa you lieing bastard!

Crewman whos with the guy with the glass eye: Your supposed to be dead
Jack: Am i not?

Other miscelaneous quotes:

"you take the good, you take the bad, you put to together and there you have my opening statement....sit bobo sit....good dog.

I find a penny in there, im takin ya down

"why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer? You mean why is there silverware in the pancake drawer huha!"

Han: Daldar is just behind that moon
Oobie: Thats no moon
Han: oh sorry lemme hike these up
Crunchy: gggggggaaaahhh
Luke: Am i the only one that he creeps out?

"*bleep* drinkin out of him, it that was me id be like no no no you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work, hes gonna beat me with a belt hes got gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here. You stupid idiot! Ya commin through the wall is real F**in cool using the front door is cool, don't touch me you drink!!! Don't touch me you giant beverage, you are sweating or condensating i will kick you in the tights and you will go down your very top heavy!

Endeveor is building his army, Max Payne is looking to god and that makes him more dangerous
--- Max Payne

Your gonna die clown!!!!!
--- Happy Gilmore

I like watching people trip over, i guess thats why i push them

Andy direct me to the ass kicking isle i will be needing several cans
--- According to Jim

I was at a party and i saw a guy with a leather jacket and i thought that is cool. A couple minutes later i saw a guy with a leather vest and i thought that is not cool, then i realised cool is all about leather sleeves
--- Demetri Martin

Theres time out of your life you'll never get back, sucker! I mean thanks for visiting! ***