
Hank228 Here you go! (Guestbook)Hey Hank228, allow me to stamp your guest book. It's a thankyou for your help and the advice you've given me enjoy:
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Hank228 Oh noes! Not H-man! (Guestbook)I'll give you this stamp since I'm a Douchebag... you're right, douchebags suck:P
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!![]()
Hank228 I apologize (Guestbook)Yunalookalike told me to sign your guest book, Apologizing to her.
It seems like I tend to upset you more time
and time again.
Then when I say I'm sorry and want to fix it,
Your feelings won't let me mend.
I'm sorry for all the stupid mistakes I make that
appear to let you down.
I never mean to flip your beautiful smile upside
down into a frown.
Hank228 Harry Potter Rulez! (Guestbook)
I am EmmieGurl's sweet little slave, and loving it!
This signing has been brought to you by Glitzville, the sexy and annoying one.
I <3 My Master Emily!
Hank228 signed back! (Guestbook)
you gave me "escape H-man card" i sign you.
Now that I've accepted your card... you were
Ooooh... stings, dunnit?
Hank228 im jespomo..ohhhhhh (Guestbook)
haha have a great year.... and stuff.... well this sucks that you need a certain amount of letters...
Hank228 Signing The GB =_- (Guestbook)
The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid.
Confucius
See you around.
Cheers,
Teodor
Hank228 (subject goes here) (Guestbook)i was just joining the dark side when i figured, "while im at it, i should sign this guys checkbook!!" 85 87 89 91 93 95 97 99 102 105 108 111 114 117 120 123 126
Hank228 Beware of the king (Guestbook)Point of advice: if you see the Burger King, call the police. He has been sighted breaking into people's homes while offering to give residents a free sandwich. Officials have confirmed that the sandwiches handed out by the king contain dangerous toxins. So beware of the king; you very well might be his next target.
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Hank228 Hello friend. (Guestbook)Hey man thanks for the signing. You seem like a cool guy I've seen you around. Maybe we can become good friends. And when you think that your life sucks, just remember that your not alone, and when you think that you have so much farther to go to suceed just look at it like how far you have already gone. God Bless.
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to Hank228:
He claims to be the man but this bitch is still a queen
So when I cut off his head Ill use his own guillotine
Your faggoty ass is curious, wants to see who rhymes sicker
My bars light forest fires and yours barely even flicker
Couldnt catch this next metaphor, too slow Im much quicker
Tryin to talk fly but you keep more dick behind your teeth than a zipper
You aint burnin shit even with a arsonist you aint afire
Imaginin you winnin theres more chance of rollin a square tire
Its impossible to beat me, no chance like a Muslim eating bacon
Better wear your bike helmet cuz my punches are facebreakin
My punches are shattering you watchin your face dismatterin
Face particles are scattering and hittin the floor splatterin
My bars just smashed your face this nip/tuck leave your nose misplaced
Tuck your tail and leave this place Im leavin your sorry ass disgraced
I smell a stench the master chief is about to skunk you with these votes
You gotta learn the game, you can't win by givin the judges deep-throats
This bitch starving like Marvin so screw votin for his loss
Not figuratively but literally is a bone he wants you to toss