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An Introduction From Our Main Character
That is all you'll ever need to know about me. I'm a cynical hopeless romantic who is terrified of emotional intimacy. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway August 28, 2008 Goal: Clean this place up. Antonia Humor Me The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had had enough. She took Eddy to the principal's office. While Eddy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Eddy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Eddy: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Eddy: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grader should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Eddy can go to the third-grade." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Eddy both agree. The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Eddy, after a moment, "Legs." Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Eddy replied, "Pockets." Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Eddy: "Pants" Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Eddy: Coconut The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Eddy was taking charge. Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? Eddy: Bubblegum Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer. Eddy: Shake hands Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Eddy: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Eddy: Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. Principal was looking restless and bit tense. Eddy: Wedding Ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Eddy: Nose Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Eddy: Arrow Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement? Eddy: Firetruck The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Eddy in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."
Conversations with Angie, Phil, and Foxshy
Foxshy Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: omg thats not faiiiir! » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: totally is Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: is not! Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: thats only fair in love an war Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: since this isnt love Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: and I doubt we're in a war » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: it isn't? Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: then it doesnt count! » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: lol » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: haha » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: well » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: umm.......... Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: I WIN » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: lyk it's fair in pokemon duels so i win kkthxbai Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: not if I take out my Yu gi oh cards Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: >=[ » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: wtf?!! Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: BRING IT Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: o.o Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: YA » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: i summon Foxshy of the Infinite (999999999999999999/99999999999999999999999) » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: auto-win Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: Tonimon. =D Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: SPAZZ ATTACK Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: =O =O =O Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: OMG ILLEGAL HUGGLE » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: =ooo » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: *plays magic card reverse huggle* Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: damn Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: *thinks fast* Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: trap card-ditch! Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: omg » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: i just got served Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: witha smile on! Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: like a Mac. Donalds server dude! » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: plays burgerkingwouldyoulikefrieswiththat...mon » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: you're dead k Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: ;-; Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: k » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: *revives* good game Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: *shakes hand* Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: thank you Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: for a second there I thought I had you Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: =O » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: 'twas close » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: OMG HEARTS 4 LYF TONI Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: OMG LUFF AND Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: OVERUSE OF SMILIES:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: AND CAPS » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O LOL I HAD MORE Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: +5 Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: PSH » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: GOOD GAME » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: I SUMMON EMBARASSAURUS!! Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: =O!! » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: EMBARASSAURUS, USE UR RIBBIT ROAR OF RELINQUISHNESS Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: OMG WOT?!?!?! » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: DOES 9999 DAMAGE » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: U LOSE Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: YOU RIBBIT ROARED AT ME!! Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: :-; Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: I can't believe it Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: =O Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: KO! » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: THIS VICTORY STRENGTHENED THE SOUL OF » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: MR. FOXSHY Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: PSH FINE! Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: JUST WAIT TILL NEXT TIME » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: kk » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: i have auto-slave translator » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: score » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: orig: Lol I don't know about you guys here but this is the most awesome time I've had being a slave. That comes straight from the heart too, not some fabricated bullshit my master would have you believe. I AR WINNAR!! » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: changed: [color=fuchsia][size=4][b]L0l 1 d0n't kn0w 4b0ut y0u guys h3r3 but th1s 1s th3 m0st 4w3s0m3 t1m3 1'v3 h4d b31ng 4 sl4v3. Th4t c0m3s str41ght fr0m th3 h34rt t00, n0t s0m3 f4br1c4t3d bullsh1t my m4st3r w0uld h4v3 y0u b3l13v3. 1 4R W1NN4R!![/b][/size][/color] » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: =) » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: BUT I SHALL WIN AGAIN Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: button Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: X_X » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: FUNNEH Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--I AM A TIGER HEAR MY RIBBIT! says: omg that's awesome » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: you were just trying to leave me ;-; » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: i think i cried when i saw that movie the first time » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: haha i feel so lame now Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::: Sleepy =D:::.. says: Im gona head off on a quest to my room(10 whole feet away) Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::: Sleepy =D:::.. says: and go to bed Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::: Sleepy =D:::.. says: lota love mr.foxshy ^^ » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: night night » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: don't let the bed bugs bite =o Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::: Sleepy =D:::.. says: nighties Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::: Sleepy =D:::.. says: they were all shot down Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::: Sleepy =D:::.. says: by the boogie monster » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: oh nice Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::: Sleepy =D:::.. says: so no worries Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::: Sleepy =D:::.. says: ya man Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::: Sleepy =D:::.. says: =O » ° s u f f u s i ø n a m e t h y s t e says: XD Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...:::"you get a special gold star hug" Haha, I feel accomplished :::.. says: *goes on an epic quest* Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: dun dun duuun Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: haha you know what I found just now, mr.foxshy? XD Dave says: what did you find? =) Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: those two poems that you wrote agees ago Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: back when my friend had that stalker Dave says: lol Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: XD Dave says: OH Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: i didnt even know Dave says: haha Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: I still had them Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: I still laugh at her about that XD Dave says: hey Dave says: at least she shaked the stalker Dave says: =p Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: he was so sad Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: when he saw the poems Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: first sad Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: then jealous Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: then angry Dave says: i bet he wanted to kill me inside Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: it was pretty amusing Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: maybe Dave says: that would've been hot Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: if he killed you? Dave says: if he tried to Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: XD Dave says: a virile struggle to death with raining oil and the sun beating down on our topless bods Dave says: i mean, seriously, who wouldn't like that Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: oooh hawt Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: we gota add the mortal combat music Dave says: true Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: in the background Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: you cant have a fight without that Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: i mean, come on, it raises the tension Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: dun duuuun! Dave says: would probably make him wet his pants though Dave says: couldn't take the pressure Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: probs hurt himself more than hurt you Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: we'd tape it Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: and at the end Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: add a "Bod spray"(pretty sure that's what it is) commercial Dave says: sweet Dave says: i would totally pay for that vid Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: we would become millionaires! Dave says: haha, not sure every manager of a softcore porn site is a millionaire Dave says: ;) Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: bah Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: how many have mortal combat music in the background? Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: huh huh? Dave says: ...i wouldn't know? Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: we'd add some spiffy karate stuff Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: performed by asian stunt doubles Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: that would look nothing like you Dave says: and would talk funny Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: we could even add subtitles! Dave says: haha yeah Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: but in the end Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: you have to be all like "war is not the answer" Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo says: because we'd ahve to keep it rated G Dave says: psh, say goodbye to topless scene Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...:::"Lawl Birthday Girl HALFWAY OVER THE HILL(it's a small hill):::.. says: this whole week is forcasted(hmm, is that a word? ) to be rainy and crappy Dave says: yeah, that's what i heard =( Dave says: tomorrow we're taking a grayline tour around uptown...manhattan i believe Dave says: i think it's supposed to be the best day this week Dave says: in terms of weather Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: shitty weather makes me depressed >=[ Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: a depressed toni is a shitty conversational toni Dave says: it's not noticeable =p Dave says: you're one of the few i ever really have good conversations with online Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: *doesn't know whether that's a compliment, that other word thats the opposite of compliment that I cant remember right now, or merely stating an opinion* Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: okay you JUST had to add that line Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: before I clicked the enter button >=[ Dave says: :) Dave says: did you have animal crossing yeah i wanna trade for a porsche want to play porsche you can get a car? i meant trade the game for a car why would you do that because...it's a Porsche so you want a porche for the game yes now who would do that Dave says: =( Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: if you were to sell it on ebay..and say that on that very special game..lets say...Jesus(or moses if you're selling to Jews) appeared and told you to sell it to his people so that the world would once again glorify god because the world was going to have another flood(both believe in the Noah's ark story..woot makes life easier) Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: well the world was going to have another flood because people were worshipping false idols too much Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: then Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: you would have yourself a porshe AND a ferrari Dave says: but God said he would never flood the world again >_> Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: doesnt have to be the whole world Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: that way he doesnt break his promise Dave says: haha, nice thinking Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: yeah cause his promise was something along the lines of "there shall never be a flood as great as this ever again " and stuff Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: how do you think he gets away with the tsunamis? Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: ;) Dave says: haha Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: there is only one flaw in my plan Dave says: And God so served the world that... Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: well...two if you have a conscience Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: hearing god say "bitch, you just got served" would make all suffering on earth Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: worth it Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: I mean we heard him say "this is my son of whom I am well uh proud" or something Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!--...::::::.. says: or so scripture goes Dave says: that was odd Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!-Pointless saying here says: what was? Dave says: everything Dave says: with phil Dave says: and someone else Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!-Pointless saying here says: phil is a unique person Dave says: by unique do you mean special Dave says: ? Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!-Pointless saying here says: by special do you mean *bleep*ed? Dave says: by *bleep*ed do you mean unique Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!-Pointless saying here says: by unique do you mean awesome? Dave says: touche i think you win Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!-Pointless saying here says: about damn time Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!-Pointless saying here says: I've lost all the pokemon battles to you Dave says: i know Dave says: did you know there is a new pokemon coming out lol Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo!-Pointless saying here says: You're just the master of them all AngieAngie » Mrs RARARARAR says: Yeah I dunno, I just stopped looking at it and then it didn't appeal to me anymore Plus I've realized how annoying the yaoi fangirls are, and I don't know if I want to be associated with them ;__; All those overweight girls dressed as Sephiroth and Vincent with chains around each others necks and whatnot D: Angie » *bleep* biznatch, i'm the queen! says: I'll think about the Bob and Robert thing too. If any ideas come to mind I shall definitely tell you! Angie » *bleep* biznatch, i'm the queen! says: WAIT I'VE GOT IT Angie » *bleep* biznatch, i'm the queen! says: TOOOONI Tonboy .::Tonnibuns!::..Kangarodo! [TONIKINS] says: I SHALL WAIT! Angie » *bleep* biznatch, i'm the queen! says: OKAY, HERE I GO!! Angie » *bleep* biznatch, i'm the queen! says: Robert-Bob Robert Take the R. And the little R. R - (the lines an r) Bobet. Which is a femine form of Bob. So. Bobet-et BOB
Rekus[ 3.U.R.3.K.A ] - 8 Days says:
DroiderWhat if JK Rowling died before the 7th Book came out? MASS SUICIDE says:
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PinkyMidnight X - New look, same great taste! says:
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The Artist Formerly Known as Me says:Work in Progress. Still trying to get the hang of overything |
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