InFaDeLiTy

I HATE THE FOLLOWING OBJECTS

Hitman3580
Rival brands of chocolate, cadburys pwns you all!
Cursor keys, you will never beat 'w,a,d,s'!
Neoportals
Chavs
Anime and Yaoi - THEY ARE JUST DRAWINGS.
Dogs that shag the floor - It's not cute, it's gay.

My mother and Father had sex, and I was the result of it. Apparantly.

On the 8th of December 1989 I got dragged out of my mother's gut by a knife weilding doctor. When I was 3, I went to see 'Santa' at his 'Grotto' (zomFg! I NEVER KNEW SANTA LIVED AT TESCO!!11) and I sat on the fat bastard's lap. He talked shit for a while, asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said "I WANT A CAR!" He said "Oh well have a look in my goody bag and see if you find one". So I did, I ended up with a PLASTIC LION. I called 'Santa' a dickhead and left. Now I'm 15 and still haven't got a car. Not happy. On the 1st of November 2003, I found this godforsaken website, and signed up under the GAYEST MOST NOOBYFULL name ever, I_NeeD_DiZ_GaMe. Yes, that was my name. I lasted a month with that and made a new account. (You can shove your $10 up your ass neo.) Then I made this one sometime in October 2004 because after a year in my last one I realised that I had spelt it wrong. There you go. PUBLISH ME.