Jake Rockwell

I'm a *bleep*in internet bully. I attack mother*bleep*ers online and make them feel small to make up for the fact that I hate life. But it's also a public service because the internet is filled with fanboy geeks who dole out blowjobs to their favourite game franchises and can't bear to hear any conflicting opinions. They judge games to be brilliant before the *bleep*ing things have even been released. They say things like FAIL! and PWNED! and consider that shit a *bleep*ing witticism. I hate those pieces of shit and I enjoy every opportunity I get to humiliate them.

Do you really give a shit? there's nothing worse than reading some wank about a random forum user that they've made up or embellished to make themselves seem deep or whatever. Oh, I'm a Goth, I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body, I'm a nihilist, I'm a wiccan, I'm a pimping gangtaaaa, I wish I could be like, a real vampire, my life is so terrible, my parents don't understand me...you know the crap I mean. *bleep* that bullshit. Go and commit suicide and stop bugging me with that pissflap discharge you call your profile.