| Product |
Tagline |
Score |
Date |
Movies | |
| Digimon: The Movie |
None too shabby |
 3.5 |
Mar 24 06 |
| Varsity Blues |
Football is king! |
 4.4 |
Nov 18 08 |
PC Games |  |
| Warlords Battlecry III |
The Heroes need you to help them. |
 3.0 |
Apr 19 05 |
Xbox 360 Games |  |
| Mirror's Edge |
aka Some Eurasian Chick Doing Crazy Stunts |
 3.8 |
Feb 01 09 |
| Ninja Gaiden II |
A masochist’s wet dream |
 3.3 |
Oct 19 09 |
| Sega Superstars Tennis |
Inconsistent and repetitive time waster inferior to Virtua Tennis 3 |
 1.7 |
Jul 19 09 |
| The Darkness |
As dark as a French chick's armpit |
3.8 |
Mar 17 09 |
| Viking: Battle For Asgard |
Lost vikings? Nope. Only bloodthirsty ones here. new |
 4.0 |
Nov 18 09 |
Playstation 3 Games |  |
| Lair |
Lair of the six axis |
4.0 |
Sep 07 08 |
Playstation 2 Games |  |
| Dark Cloud |
At least SOME people remember Actraiser |
4.0 |
Mar 17 06 |
| Devil May Cry 3 |
Hardest game yet |
 4.6 |
Apr 17 06 |
| EyeToy: Play |
EyeToy Play |
 1.5 |
May 21 05 |
| EyeToy: Play 2 |
EyeToy Play 2 |
 1.8 |
May 21 05 |
| Final Fantasy X |
PLAY IT!!! |
4.0 |
Mar 30 05 |
| Final Fantasy X-2 |
Final Fantasy X-2 |
 3.2 |
May 21 05 |
| Final Fantasy XII |
Overrated mess of graphics and hype |
 2.0 |
Jul 18 08 |
| Jak II |
Grand Theft Auto + Jak and Daxter = Grand Theft Jak. |
3.8 |
Apr 26 05 |
| Killzone |
Killing + Zoned areas = Killzone |
 2.1 |
Mar 08 06 |
| Mortal Kombat: Deception |
What deception? |
4.0 |
Mar 25 06 |
| Ratchet & Clank |
Not a good start. |
2.0 |
Sep 29 05 |
| Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal |
Better than the original; worse than the 2nd |
 3.1 |
Jul 02 06 |
| Shadow of the Colossus |
Kicks the arse of many games |
 4.7 |
Apr 24 06 |
| Sonic Heroes |
Longer, faster and more, uhh, entertaining. |
 3.7 |
Apr 22 05 |
| Soul Calibur II |
Screw the Arcades, I have a PS2! |
4.0 |
Nov 21 08 |
| Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly |
Spyro! Enter the fly of despair. |
 2.3 |
Jun 28 05 |
| The Mark of Kri |
Tribally Chinese |
4.4 |
Dec 13 08 |
| The Simpsons Skateboarding |
Simpsons Novice Skating 1. |
1.5 |
Jun 28 05 |
| The Simpsons: Hit & Run |
Grand Theft Simpsons. |
 2.8 |
Jun 28 05 |
Nintendo Wii Games |  |
| Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards |
King Dedede, I need help! |
3.5 |
Jun 01 05 |
| Mega Man 9 |
A modified Mega Man 2, with some more modern twists. |
 4.5 |
Oct 26 08 |
| Super Paper Mario |
Dada da dada-da HEY! |
 4.3 |
Aug 20 09 |
| The Legend of Zelda |
The original Legend of Zelda leaves a good first impression |
4.0 |
May 21 05 |
| Zelda II: The Adventure of Link |
Different but still good. |
4.4 |
May 21 05 |
GameCube Games |  |
| James Bond 007 in...Agent Under Fire |
Meh. Simply Meh. |
3.2 |
Apr 14 05 |
| Luigi's Mansion |
Scary, or is it? |
2.8 |
Apr 18 05 |
| Mario Kart: Double Dash!! |
Multi-man Karts. |
 3.9 |
Apr 28 05 |
| Mario Party 5 |
MARIO PARTY CENTRAL |
4.0 |
Mar 26 05 |
| Medal of Honor: European Assault |
Medal of Honor: European Assault. |
3.8 |
Jun 29 05 |
| Mega Man Network Transmission |
Worst Megaman game in existence |
 1.0 |
Apr 22 05 |
| Metroid Prime |
Shoot to your hearts content. |
4.7 |
Apr 22 05 |
| Metroid Prime 2: Echoes |
Metroid Prime 2. |
 4.8 |
May 03 05 |
| Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door |
Let there be paper! |
3.9 |
Apr 08 05 |
| Sonic Adventure 2: Battle |
Sexy |
4.5 |
Apr 22 05 |
| Star Fox Adventures |
Starfox Adventures. |
2.8 |
Jul 08 05 |
| Super Mario Sunshine |
Not what I thought it would be. |
3.0 |
Jun 24 05 |
| Super Smash Bros. Melee |
Get this game and your Gamecube will run more smoothly. |
4.6 |
Mar 12 05 |
| Tales of Symphonia |
Tales of Symphonia |
4.4 |
May 19 05 |
| The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition |
ALL HAIL THE COLLECTORS EDITION |
 4.9 |
Mar 30 05 |
Nintendo 64 Games |  |
| Banjo-Tooie |
Banjo-Tooie |
4.0 |
May 15 05 |
| Conker's Bad Fur Day |
Conker's Bad Fur Day (2nd best N64 game ever). |
4.5 |
May 27 05 |
| Diddy Kong Racing |
Poorman's Mario Kart 64 |
3.8 |
Jun 01 05 |
| GoldenEye 007 |
The TRUE best N64 game of all time. |
4.9 |
May 05 05 |
| Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards |
King Dedede, I need help! |
3.5 |
Jun 01 05 |
| Mario Kart 64 |
Mario Kart 64 |
 3.6 |
Jun 01 05 |
| Paper Mario |
Great start on a series |
3.8 |
Apr 22 05 |
| Perfect Dark |
Well, it influenced Halo! What more do you want!? |
4.0 |
Sep 29 06 |
| Rayman 2: The Great Escape |
Not much of an escape |
3.9 |
May 28 05 |
| Super Mario 64 |
First N64 game is good |
4.5 |
Jun 05 05 |
| Super Smash Bros. |
Started Super Smash Brothers off well |
3.6 |
Apr 26 05 |
| The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time |
BEST FREAKEN N64 GAME EVA!!! |
4.6 |
Mar 30 05 |
Gameboy Advance Games |  |
| Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros. |
An excellent port of the game that started it all... |
4.7 |
Feb 28 06 |
| Fire Emblem |
One of Gameboy Advance's greatest games |
4.3 |
Sep 29 06 |
| Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories |
KINGDOM HEARTS ROX!!!!!!!!!!! |
 4.2 |
Mar 15 05 |
| Pokémon Ruby |
Poke'mon Ruby |
 2.7 |
Jun 03 05 |
| Pokémon Sapphire |
Poke'mon Sapphire |
3.0 |
Jun 03 05 |
| Super Mario Advance |
Good port of a classic Mario game pt1 |
4.4 |
Jun 09 05 |
Gameboy Color Games |  |
| Castlevania: The Adventure |
Castlevania goes handheld, black and lime! |
3.5 |
Oct 19 08 |
| Pokémon Red |
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! |
4.5 |
Jun 03 05 |
| Pokémon Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition |
Pikachu! I choose you! |
4.6 |
Jun 03 05 |
| Super Mario Land |
Lime fits Mario quite well |
4.2 |
Apr 18 09 |
Nintendo Entertainment System Games |  |
| Contra |
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start |
4.5 |
Mar 14 08 |
| Crystalis |
Adventure/Action/RPG's roots |
4.5 |
Nov 09 08 |
| Deadly Towers |
Shite towers |
 0.0 |
Dec 09 08 |
| Disney Adventures in the Magic Kingdom |
Fairly short but fun |
4.0 |
Dec 10 08 |
| Duck Tales |
Duck Tales! Woo-hoo! |
4.8 |
Apr 16 09 |
| Ice Climber |
Climb and eat! |
1.5 |
May 24 08 |
| Journey to Silius |
Silius Sounds Good |
4.8 |
Aug 19 08 |
| Karate Kid |
It's not that bad...but damn it's cheap! |
2.0 |
Nov 09 08 |
| Legendary Wings |
A shoot em up of legendary proportions |
4.7 |
Dec 17 08 |
| Monster Party |
Party in blood! |
3.7 |
Nov 18 08 |
| Silver Surfer |
The thin white line between shoot em up hard and just f'ing impossible |
2.0 |
Oct 19 09 |
| Snake, Rattle & Roll |
Man I'm trippin balls! |
3.5 |
Dec 16 08 |
| Super Contra |
Right, Left, Down, Up, A, B, Start |
4.8 |
Mar 28 08 |
| The Legend of Zelda |
The original Legend of Zelda leaves a good first impression |
4.0 |
May 21 05 |
| Transformers: Convoy no Nazo (Import) |
Worst anime liscenced game I've ever played |
1.0 |
May 29 08 |
| Yo! Noid |
Yo! |
4.5 |
Dec 07 08 |
| Zelda II: The Adventure of Link |
Different but still good. |
4.4 |
May 21 05 |
Super Nintendo Games |  |
| Street Fighter II |
Fighting messiah! |
4.8 |
Dec 19 08 |
| Super Mario All Stars |
Great compilation of four...well, three classic games |
4.6 |
Jun 24 05 |
| Wild Guns |
Cowboys, robots and bounty hunters. Call Hollywood! |
4.7 |
Oct 20 09 |
| Yoshi's Island |
Yoshi's Island |
4.5 |
May 03 05 |
Sega Master System Games |  |
| Alex Kidd in Miracle World |
It's a miracle! |
4.3 |
Nov 27 08 |
| F-16 Fighting Falcon |
Incoherant garbage |
 0.3 |
Nov 23 08 |
| Rampage |
A mindless boredom killer |
3.6 |
Nov 28 08 |
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