Mitch: Hey Willium. For the benefit of the readers we are also chatting on mIRC, so some shit may be random. How are we tonight?

Will: I'm OK. I'm in some serious shit, though, I have tons and tons of coursework for tomorrow, but I just can't be arsed to do it.

Mitch: Stay off TBH. I always did that =O
What subjects have you taken on for your GCSE years, then?

Will: I've tuck GCSE P.E, History, Geography and Business Studies. I like them all except History. I DO NOT have a clue why I picked History, it's a pile of crap, the teacher I have is also the most boring women I've ever met in my entire life. She gives you tons and tons of homework, she needs a life, plus she has hair like Dimitar Berbatov.

Mitch: I took History for College A level, it's good =[ And Berbatov has lovely hair.
Moving onto your personal life a bit more now, let's hear us some details. Romance? Family?

Will: Well, I'm 14, my name is Will, my second name is Baxter, and I love football . I don't have a love life at the moment, although I do enjoy a snog once in a while. I have 1 brother and 2 sisters. It's good having an older brother IMO as you have someone to play football with when you were younger, so that's OK. My oldest sister has just moved out, she's 20. I'm glad she's moved out as she used to always caused arguements and I pretty much hated it.

Mitch: Sounds extremely similar to my sister
Anyway, hobbies and interests? What do you like to do in spare time?

Will: In my spare time I pretty much come on Neo. As I mentioned earlier, I love football. I even used to play for Darlington academy, but I quit and stayed of football for a few years. I've become quiet shit. I play Center Forward and I've scored 2 goals in 2 years, lol. Maybe because I've lost a lot of my pace. I need to do more SAQ tests. I'm also a very good cross country runner, one of the best in my school if I must say.

Mitch: Cross country eh? A future career in that? Or what do you see yourself doing 10 or 20 years from now for that matter?

Will: Well, I would totally love to become a P.E teacher. I'm going to get a degree in Sport-Science then get my coaching badges. You'll expect to see me managing Newcastle in years to come, haha.

Mitch: LOL. You're a Toon fan, then. Been to many matches? Ever been to a Sunderland/Toon derby?

Will: Yep, Toon through and trough. I went to Newcastle vs. Juventus in the summer, good match. Went to Newcastle vs. Boro' last season, I also went to Newcastle vs. Chelsea. Both 0-0 draws. I've been to loads in my time, mostly they have been UEFA cup matches because they're the cheapest, lol. I've never been to a tyne/wear derby, but I certainly will in the future.

Mitch: I tell you, there's nothing better than a main derby. Cardiff/Swans games FTW. =]
Ok, moving onto your time on Neo now, let's hear some of your tales about your time, and about the site you and Tom set up plx.

Will: Funnily enough, I have no tales. The only one I have is the Bachelor Auctions.
JoshtheGreat gave me a horrible time. And the website, Tom set it up, but we both run the forums, do I'd call it me helping out. =]

Mitch: Is that site still open? I registered on it, but forgot about it TBH.

Will: I think it is but I'm not perfectly sure. I haven't been on as frequent as I used to.

Mitch: Well, this is coming to a close soon. Any shout outs or last words?

Will: I'd just like to say Thank You Mitch for taking your time to interview me. I'm very grateful for that. I'll give a shout out to Maski as he pretty much demanded a shout out from me. =P And a shout to everyone that's on my friends list. I love you all <3. Once again, thanks Mitch.

Mitch: Hi Maski. How you doin'? =D

Maski: Fine babes <3 Just abit tired, just finished 5 pages of Maths. To anyone that is reading don't take Maths for A Level, the work load is way too much =[, plus it's a sausage fest in the classes.

Mitch: What the *bleep* made you take Maths at A level? n00b.

Maski: It's better than taking English and History you tart. Also don't swear, we have little children like Connor and PG reading this =[ To anwser your question I got an A in it at GCSE and I wanted to take something I knew I'd do well at College, how wrong I was.

Mitch: Actually, English and History are two of the best courses, period =O
Let's hear some personal details, please. The truth behind the mask...i...Gawd I'm hilarious.

Maski: No, your not. Right, personal details. My name is Matthew, just turned 17 and currently looking for a car but I'm too poor to afford a good one =[. Live in Shildon, which no one would have heard of it's that shite and small. I'm also taken, sorry Mitch =[ The long distance relationship was never going to work though. Can't think of anything else really, got a quite boring live don't I? =D

Mitch: But...we were meant to be...oh well, I have Toby, Scott, Shaun, Ogi, Bryn and others to 'satisfy' me.
LOL. You live in Sheldon.
Life ambitions? Future career? Mathematician doesn't count.

Maski: Shildon you little Welsh tart. Bryn and Toby give good head so your luck their =[. Life ambition is to get as rich as possible in the shortest amount of time so I can retire before I'm 40 =D.The more realistic ambition and career path is going to University to do law and then hopefully become a barrister. Keeping the likes of you out of prison.

Mitch: Sheldon sounds better though =[
Toby's becoming a barrister too =]
I won't ever remember prison...I'll be so high...
Moving on, let's hear about your Neo life - all the saucy details please.

Maski: Ermm, joined up in December 05/January 06 for Football Manager 06 cheats because I was shit at the game (I still am not actually). Realized that their were more forums and started posting around abit, started Rping in April 06 I think. Didn't really start talking to anyone from the forums until about Summer time when I started talking to Bryn (He claims I stalked him but he loved it really). Then FMC and all that started afterwards and I stopped posting on neo for a while to post on their. Eventually came back to neo but mostly browsed for some reason. Then in August I registered this account and started posting abit more, then last week I got my old account perma banned =D. Don't think I'd be able to go into that without this account getting banned aswell, even though it wasn't me who posted on my old account.

Mitch: BAWWWWW!
Ok, we'll keep out of that =P
Any ambitions you wish to achieve on Neo soon? Portal Staff? Moderator?

Maski: lol. Ambitions on a site? No, I'm not like certain members of this site who's sole aim is to become a moderator or have some sort of power. At the end of the day it's an internet site, who cares if your a mod or not? Saying that winning the World Title in WWE Game would be quite nice =O Then again I'd have to start Rp'ing again to do that =[

Mitch: So you've quit RPing? =[

Maski: Nahh, I'm still technically in it. I've just only Rp'ed properly once in the past 4 months. I never have the motivation any more, I was only ever good as Carlito. =[

Mitch: I'm sure ZTR would agree with me when I say NC - DUB! NC - DUB!
Ok, as we both know you're taste in music is awesome. Let's hear a bit about that.

Maski: First off.. Haley Williams <3. Favourite bands at the moment have got to be Wolfmother, Velvet Revolver, Pigeon Detectives and Foo Fighters (Seeing the last two bands in November, not like I've mentioned it to anyone (A)) Basically any Rock, Indie or Punk music I will like, the only three genres I really don't like are Heavy Metal, Rave and Dance. We all know High School The Musical make the best songs around at the moment though =]

Mitch: Wait - you seen Hudgens in the nude yet?

Maski: Unfortunately yes, not a pretty sight and means I can't watch High School The Musical anymore without imagining her naked =[

Mitch: Lawl.
Ok, you're a regular on the FM and Wrestling boards, any other forums tickle your nuts? I mean fancy?

Maski: You could tickle my nuts anytime...... Anyways, Extreme Warfare Revenge, Music, Interactive Role-Playing, UK and Ireland and Smackdown Vs. Raw 08 are the only forums along with Fm and Wrestling that I really look at these days. If I want to laugh at some tards I'll have a look at Loungin' but thats only if I'm bored.

Mitch: Lawl. I was duelling with ryan_offspring but he dissapeared =[
Ok, quickfire round. List your favourite food, drink, band, team, soap opera and sexual technique.

Maski: Favourite; Drink: Fosters
Food: Pizza
Band: Velvet Revolver/ Blink 182 =O
Team: Middlesbrough
Soap Opera: Corrination Street.. <3 David Platt
Sexual Technique: That'd be telling.... Becky said Doggy so I'll go with that.

Mitch: And finally, any shout outs?

Maski: Conry, WholeDamShow, Haitch thats about it... Also, this account is now perma banned =[. So this will be the last you hear of me for a while until I firstly find out why I'm banned and see if I can get out of it..

Ciao

RT: OHAI. How're you tonight, Shaun?

Hogan: Tonight, umm well, i just had my tea, i had chop..chips..sausage.. =0 tomatoe, pepper, salt.
Was quite nice, i'm full now though, so i may grab something later on.
Now i'm just chilaxxing listening to some Kanye West, and how are you Meetch?

Oh yah, and i had a cup of tea with milk and two sugarz as well.
PG Tips TBH.

RT: Thanks for all of the detail, Shaun, I'm sure my readers will be *bleep*ing intrigued by your stupid *bleep*ing night of *bleep*ing snacks! j/k bbz

Personal details, please. Or as we put it over MSN: ASL PLOX!

Hogan: I'm 15 years young, i'm a hermaphrodite, and i live in liverpool, would you like to buy a car stereo for a tennar lad lolz.

RT: That's disgusting - you Scouse!

Got any romance ATM? Though you won't need it in the long run due to your hermaphroditeness.

Hogan: Well i did want Cookie tbh, but then he went and bagged a girlfriend, should of asked him sooner.

RT: Cookie? That tard from FM - C? I hate him.
Ok, moving onto Neo: We can all gather the Hogan part of your name, but the FMF? Do explain.

Hogan: Its supposed to be a sucret.

Oh wishing wells, well fmf means find-my-friend, i think only a few people know i lost a horse when someone burned my barn down and had it off away into the night with Jermain
He was a very good friend of mine, and i ain't found him since.

RT: WTF are you talking about? I always thought it was Shergar or that horse that went missing in WWII, because the Krauts invaded France =O

Hogan: NOEZ, it was my horse, my good friend, and i will never see him again

Next question pluz, a bit emotional.

RT: Sowwy.
Let's hear about your time on Neo, take your mind off of things.

Hogan: My time on neo aye, well i think i joined up in december of last year, christmas present from Derp, he told me to sign up, so i did.
I enjoy going on neo, but sometimes i lose my dick and i go on one and get banned.
I remember i got banned for two months sitewide for posting pr0n in loungin, then a permanent ban, and been put on probation.
Just like out of ideal, "i'm on probation".
But now i'm back, have been for a while, and i remember Derp helped me alot with my comeback post, it was quite sexual, and i'm enjoying neo alot more now that i havn't lost my dick for a whiLE.
WAIT! WHERE THE !!*?* MY DICK, GIVE ME IT BACK NOW BEFORE I HAVE TO POST PR0N!.

Hopefully, i may be super mod one day, lolz go me.

RT: This should be interesting - ban history please.

Hogan: How do i find that out?

RT: Just remember them. Tell us the ones you remember, then.

Hogan: 2 months sitewide
one month sitewide
permanent
one week from football forum for exclusives UK
3 days from football forum for spamming
one week from pes6 for flaming
2 weeks from loungin for stupid thread
warnings from teh lone warrior

Thats as many as i can remember, i'm sure theres been alot more, and alot more to not come.

RT: So you're a rule breaker. Whilst we're on the topic, let's hear a bit about 'Exclusives UK'.

Hogan: I'm a good boy.
Exclusives UK, well it came to our attention in the transfer window of late in football, that me and a member called "Voxca" kept getting phone calls from our associates who we had not heard from for years since the infamous "beckham gets boot from fergie, hugeee eye plaster needed" so we decided to bring Exclusives UK back to life and wev'e been bringing everyone up to date with everything happening transfer wise and football wise.
We was the first to bring you Jose Mourinho being sacked, and Sven Goran Erikofson being new man city manager.

We will be back in Janruary transfer wise, although we may get a few sniffs of exclusives here and there.

RT: Sounds lovely. Any famous last words before you go? Shout outs?

Hogan: Famous last words eh?

"Elano".

Shout outs?

Derp and his ginger sister who Derp said was a jaffa.

Good-Morning.

RT: Hi Toby <3

Toblerone: My name's Toblerone ffs At least get the interviewee's name right :@

RT: Toblerone? Maybe you should check my SOMS. 'Sweet like chocolate boy. You're sweet like chocolate. A - ah - ahhh.'
How are we on this fine evening Toblerone?

Toblerone: You give me so much joy... Oh the good times ! This evening I'm feeling okay. Injured from football, I had to play half the game injured and out of position Oh, not to forget the fight

RT: Fight? Do explain.

Toblerone: Hehe. Roughest team in the league, none of the league official refs will referee any of their games. They got chucked out last year because they were so bad but came in under a different name. Anyway, it all kicked off when we were 3-0 up and they lost their heads. They hit one of hte players on the side and everybody just jumped in Nobody got sent off though as it was one of their coaches reffing Would have got a £25 fine if I had seen red. When do the good questions start coming :@ !?!?

RT: Good question? Do you know kung fu? That's a good question...

Toblerone: Um. I did it up to red belt when I was living in Canada when I was younger. Nothing more though. Wait, it was karate. I'll go Hong Kong fuey on yo ass bitch.

RT: I wasn't actually expecting a serous response there...
Anyway, let's hear some personal details plx.

Toblerone: I'm a serious person, just look at my serious face ---> Anyway, personal, YOU WANT TO GET PERSONAL ?!@!@@!?!?

RT: Yeah I want to get personal. Now tell me what you're wearing.
*unzips jeans*

Toblerone: Umm. Name is Toby Idris, aged 15, sexuality is homosexual, blahdeybladeyblah. Oh, I'm wearing a towel. Come 'ere sexy boy !! Ahem. Serious ---> :l Okay, I've lived in about 10 different houses, including living in Canada. I'm single Long story which none of you bastards are hearing

RT: Hold on a minute...I'm fapping...

Toblerone: *Holds on to Meetch's...*

RT: Toblerone...you made me...nevermind
Back to the interview now. Let's hear about your Neo time, and how you became portal staff =O

Toblerone: Ohh, my Neo lifestory...I was looking to find out how to do a NG on FM06 and the first site that came up on google was this. I onyl stayed around after finding out what I wanted because guidemeister was doing a offline tournament and the concept was interesting so I stayed on I've been banned twice, once when I got bored I destroyed Loungin' for a minute and went on a flaming spree and got a 3 month ban, and recently I got a 1 month sitewide for posting in the wrong forum ! I got portal staff once I got banned, I knew there was no chacne of me applying for mod of FM08 since those Nazi's bannerated me so I asked X if I could give him a hand as he appeared to be the only person doing any work on it, if any at all I sparked up some interest in it when I got promoted, tbh, it was probably people thinking, "If Toby can get portal staff, then I definitely can" hence why Breeze, Jack and Sam are on the team too. No grudges <3.

RT: I asked to be portal staff, but got 'rejected' =[
Well, not so much rejected, it was more like, un needed, lol. Ok, let's hear your opinion on some current affairs. Give a short paragraph with your opinion on Racism in football and sports, the war on terror and Gordon Brown.

Toblerone: Racism in sport, let's start there. Racism in sport is exactly the same as racism in your everyday life except you could get away with murder in sport, especially football. It will never be kicked out or stopped because there will always be people who think they are above the law, and the football associations worldwide are too pussy to do anything serious about it when something like this occurs. Almost as if they won't accept that anything happened in their country of a racist nature. They seriously may as well not bother with punishing them at all, I wouldn't mind because the punishments they give atm are equivalent to a slap on the left ass cheek. What they need to be doing is giving them a kick to the left testicle. War on terror eh, not a subject that bothers me all that greatly but from what I gather we are at war when we shouldn't be. Gordon Brown...I saw a speech that he did and he seemed pretty genuine, then again, he would be a pretty shit politician if he didn't. I like the demeanor he carries and appears interested in today's youth a bit more, looking for them to be more successful further down the line. I certainly have a better opinion of him than I did of Tony Blair.

RT: Yeah, racism sucks =| I'm pretty much on par with your opinion on the war, though I preferred Tony Blair to Gordon Brown.
So let's go a bit more in depth about today's society. Are you satisfied with the punishments given to those 'bad apples'? In my opinion, they need more jails ASAP or, as sorry as I am to say it, bring back the noose.

Toblerone: Today's society is a joke. It's filled with the more ignorant people than any other generation has witnessed. It's not just the youth either, if I'm honest. Just everyone seems to be so narrow minded and media influenced. We have a white gang over here called RA, abbrievated from Racist Attackers. They have the police in their pocket and they've only just started getting hold of guns. Definitely bring in harder and more consistent punishements for everyone. Mhm, I agree, dear. More jails, this is another reason for people getting away with stuff. However, we all know it's just going to mean more taxes...

RT: I'd rather more taxes than an unsafe street TBH.
Ok, onto a more light hearted topic. Only a palm full of us know of your fame. Could you please give us all a link to those sexy videos of you on YouTube? <3

Toblerone: Oh, those crap videos There's no good skillerz there.
*links removed for RT’s personal fapping material*

RT: I'm sure the readers will agree when I say your hawt <3
Where's the one where you do press ups with the ball on your neck though? =[
SECKS

Toblerone: I can do 50 pressups without collapsing now ! lmao

RT: Wow. I can barely manage 20 pressups without a ball =[
As we can all see, you're very talented...in looking like Patrick Vieira...are you pursuing a career in professional football, Patrick?

Toblerone: Call me Patrick Okocha Umm, I'll be having trials at Bromley's academy at the end of the season, and if their senior team doesn't get relegated, I'll be on FM next year !! Bitches will know to play me. Well, that's if I get into Bromley. Meh, Pro football isn't one of my big ambitions.

RT: Bromley? I LOL'd.
So other than a minor football ambition, what are your life goals?

Toblerone: Once I finish year 11, go to a good sixth form to study, Law, Psychology, Sociology or History and English Literature and Language. I wanna become a Barrister Hey !! Don't diss Bromley, just got promoted and they are doing well in the Conference South ! We all know, I'll be playing in a Galatasary shirt come 2034,

RT: LOL, Galatasaray smell of curry powder. I'm doing English Lit and Language ATM, with History too, lawl. Great courses TBH.
Oh, a barrister? You want justice on these *bleep*s who ruin our streets? Nice. Ok, quickfire round. Favourite movie, book, colour, team, historical figure, blondes or brunettes and William Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde or William Blake. Blake is best TBH =]

Toblerone: Definitely, these bastards need to be tuned up
Favourite Movie: Blood Diamond/Lion King
Favourite Book: Discworld Series by Terry Pratchet
Colour: Black
Team: United.
Historical Figure: My brother, Nelson.
Hair colour: Whatever, man. Blondes are great in bed though.
Last one: Ohh, tough one, Wilde or Blake...BLAKE !! > : @

RT: Ok, any last words before we have a joint fapping session? Shout outs? =]

Toblerone: Shout out to the member Underated, I know I haven't been posting much but he seems like one of the most helpful members going. *bleep* knows if he's got a previous account but he's doing alright. Everyone else knows I love 'em.
Oh, last words. Um. My name, is MOM.

RT: OHAI =D
So, Scott, let's get all the usual stuff out of the way. Let's hear about your personal life first.

Scott: Alrighty. Well life has been quite busy lately but its been great. I basically live for the weekends but that has temporarily been put on hold due to be being skint. I go to Glasgow Met college, studying Planning & General Practice Surveying which isn't what I wanted to do but Im enjoying it. Go there Tues, half day Wed and Thurs then work Mon and Fri then basically get blootered Fri, Sat then Sundays are reserved for Mrs Jones (Im guessing thats your second name seen as its 90% of all Welsh peoples second name =D). Pretty much same old. Just made my current relationship by 2nd longest ever, 4 weeks on Wed, isn't saying much about my previous relationships is it but aye everything is going great =]

RT: College is awesome, I know Davies is my surname...Jones is my stepfather's so I took it =O 4 weeks? You're a n00b. I've nearly reached 10 months =P
Anywho, talk us through what Planning and General Homosexuality is like in college.

Scott: 10months? Does she have a pulse? Or is it even a she? Whoever it is I'm jealous of. And Davies/Jones same thing I knew it would be one of the two. Err the course I really couldn't give you a run through, I mainly just mess about but that'l need to change soon. We do a lot of subjects in it, Levelling (the wee guys with the tripods pretending to do stuff? Im one of them!!!1) Err Economics, Technical Drawing and Plans, Maths (how ghey) and Influence of Phsyical Planning, but it all changes next block I think. Did I do the quotey bit right? Anyway back to your girlfriend...age? good in bed? size of tits? number? picceh?

RT: Your course sounds like a load of testicle soup TBH.

My girlfriend is 8 years old, she sleeps on the floor, she has no tits, her number is 87 and she has no picceh, because I'm not paying for a camera for that hoe! =]

And no, you got the quote wrong you *bleep*ing n00b. Just tick the 'quote reply' box. Not hard, is it?

Back onto the interview though, let's hear about your time on Neo plx.

Scott: Child sex is ghey kept getting turned down, then when eventually got one it wasn't worth it, was too tiring digging up the grave and all that.
Having said that I have a wee lass out in my garage, Maddie or something she said her name was? Shes a ride.

Anyway 'um I joined July 06, posted like a noob got mod in Novemberish I think, turned into Hitler, realised I was hitler then left when I realised I was working with hitler as well, was just a big concentration camp. I stuck around as a member for a while but sort of left in Marchish, my Hibs story being the only thing that kept me that long, now I only come back to rant at Aido's stupidity. Too many names have disappeared, none of the leg-ends still around?

RT: Meh, the occasional pop up from a few 'oldies', but no one sticks really.

So, talk us through your moderation time. Did you not enjoy being Hitler?

Scott: Nah I prefer being laid back and up for a laugh but with it being my first role and having someone as strict and law abiding as OOTER next to me I threatened to turn into him. When I didn't and had things like a GD, GFX Thread etc I was accused of trying to impress my MSN pals, or maybe I was wanting the forum fun to post on? Anyway I would like to say I enjoyed myself modding here and that I did a good job but I can't to either. Any ideas who will be mod of 08 and have you applied? Don't lie, you have.

RT: Yes...you did a good job... ... ... =|
Yes. I've applied =O

Let's hear a few personal interests of yours then, music? Sport? Approximation of the potential value of onion peel?

Scott: Personal Interests Um.. hardcore wanking over midget porn, or grannie porn, or midget grannie porn! Er X Factor, Im watching it, yes how sad, gf has got me into it See the girl group? Omg Id bang everyone sideways. Err Football, playing and watching, rugby but only watching. Err piss ups, pool, poker at college etc etc. Dance music mainly, just a good choooooon y'know? Anyway that question is a cliche, thought you better than that. Hit me with a good question.... Or Il ask the questions shall I seen as the interviewing is incapable and I havent spoken to you in ages... where the *bleep* have you been? Still a junky who gets stoned all the time?

RT: So basically your an outgoing pervert with a bad music taste. Hmm. I've been off MSN for a while - can't log in because I have to turn my Internet Explorer off. Viruses. And yes, I'm still a junky who gets stoned...all the time...

On the scale of sexiness, I'd rate you as a 2. 1 for personality, and 1 for the sexy shirt I've seen you in. You lose 8 marks for tango hair. What would you rate yourself as? Pix plx.

Scott: Its getting personal now eh...well your cock smells of sheeps arse. Twice Iv said that to you tonight! I do not have tango fecking hair and what pic did you see? I have a few sexy tshirts it has to be said, as for personality I'd like to think Im easy to get on with, cheer people up when they're down err always up for a laugh etc. I still haven't saw you so I demand you post a pic before I do. Hurt my feelings with they ratings though Thought I was at least a 3 in each tbfh. Also what was your msn addy again I lost it

RT: My cock only smells of sheep arse because I...oh...I see what you're getting at.

We all know you have orange hair and no soul.

<3 sexy shirts.

You'll never get a picture of me, because I know you'd just use it as fapping material. Anyway, my pic is always up on my MSN. Oh yeah - MSN, I can't go on it anymore, viruses TBH.

Back on topic, we all know you're a die hard Celtic fan...wait...no you're a Hearts fan right Gers_fan?
Tell us about a few times you've been to the Ibrox. Ever been to an old firm derby?

Scott: I haven't been to an OF derby unfortunately. Going to Barca game on Tues s that should be great. Last game I went to was Stuttgart game a few weeks back which was the best atmosphere I'v ever been involved in then before that was the FK Zeta game which was pish and Chelsea pre season before that which against was great. Been trying to go regularly but moneys tight and I spent £105 on the champs league package when I didnt even have that money so aye if I had money Id be there every time Im horny fancy a shag? Also your gf for 10months? You didnt have a gf last time, either that or you were falsely leading me on X Factor?

RT: Haha you're poor. I just hitch a ride with a mate on matchday, bring around £20 and get a ticket from the pickup office. It's a win win situation. So you've seen the Gers play a few big teams? Nice.

Ok, another thing. I ask the *bleep*ing questions here bitch. Not you - ME! No I do not want a shag, and yes, I was leading you on under false pretenses during our X Factor plan. Seeing as you're Scottish, we'd have had to sung 5000 Miles, wouldn't we? =[

Scott: Are you tripping? Sorry needed one more question, can tell Im the dominant type eh, and you will have that shag and I bags it tags it MOT'd it that I'm giving it, you can receive okay? What was the question again ...ah aye nah I was thinking singing Spandeu Ballet. GOLD gold, always belive in your soulll youv got the power to know your indestructible always believe inn.... (8) Its wierd how I'v never actually listened to that song full through I don't think but know all the words. Id go on it just to rag Danni Minogue.

RT: Danni Minogue is pretty hawt <3
(8)Because you're Gold! Always believe in your soul. You've got the power to know, you're indestructible! Always believe in....(8)
I love that song =]

Ok, back to the topic of Neoseeker. How do you feel the FM07 forum is looking today? Better than when you left it? Jackmh has a kinky whip so it must be =P

Scott: Haven't really had a look around, just come back when I smell a celtic fan being cocky and thinking he knows everything but aye it probably is better, I left it in quite a state it has to be said but it seems more light hearted now. Be good to see who gets mod of 08 and maybe return it to the good 'ol days. Either way it wont make much difference to me who gets it as I'm basically never on and doesn't look like that'l change yous will be pleased to know =]

Kinky whip eh..Im wasting my time talking to you when I could be getting whipped? Pft does he like chains and cream and stuff?

RT: U wnt pix of teh jak?
Check the Forum Suggestions & Feedback Thread.

Seeing as this interview is coming to a close soon, let's hear your favourite bands, films, teams, sports, apple manufacturers and brand of mayonnaise.

Scott: Coming to a close? About *bleep*ing time like =P Err bands - Klaxons, Artic Monkeys, My Chemical Romance, only joking they are all shit and overrated init!! New Freemasons tune is good like. Err Films - Backseat Bangers was quite good. Teams - Rangers obvvv Hamilton Accies loyal. Sports - you asked me that, christ you'd think you were Irish not Welsh. Granny Smith makes the best apples, she also aids me in making my own brand of mayonaisse, can't beat a bit of experience.

RT: By sports I meant basketball, rugby, golf and stuff you fud.

I thought you'd like Snow White Does Seven Dwarves TBH.
Ok, any shout outs? Famous Last Words? =]

Scott: No comment.
Omgs just wanted to say that. Interview terminated 23.33pm. Wanted to say that too. No, no shoutouts seen as I don't know anyone around anymore

RT: n00b!1!! Teh intervuw termin8ted @ 23:35pm!!!1!

So how’s about that shag now?

RT: A forum regular. A teabag lover. This is Validation. How are we today, PG?

Tips: Fine, you?

RT: I'm very well, thank you. Okay, let's hear a bit about the real PG. Personal details please. Real name. Romance. Hobbies. Sports. All that stuff.

Tips: My real name is Peter Goodwin, i'm 14 and a half, i like to be precise. =P. I enjoy playing Football, Hockey, Cricket, at the moment my favourite is Hockey. Romance? Pfft just try to keep the girls off me.......

I wish =[

RT: Ah, so you dabble in the dark art that is homosexuality, eh?

Tips: Homo...what? No i'm straight as a ruler. I prefer women, if i was the last person on earth and the only other person was a man who could continue the race, i'd dash off home =P

RT: And how exactly would a man be able to continue the race? If this man possessed a womb and other...things...he'd be classed as a woman. So basically...you may have had intercourse with a man, but not known it.

Tips: Er... Ivf, whatever that is. I farted it's smelly. This question's scare me less about my sexuality, anyway we know who the gay of neo is, Ringbinder. =]

RT: QUIT THE *bleep*ING DOUBLE QUOTE! =@

Ah, Ringy. Where is he nowadays? =]

Anyway, enough about your farts, let's hear a brief history of your time on Neo. How did you find the site? Mind talking us through the time a MODERATOR!!1!!! hacked your account? Lulz.

Tips: Stupid Breeze but when it happened, i actually thought someone had sat there for, well a few hours then though it p, when in honesty my crappy password was the fall, you may be seeing PGtips soon though

RT: What you just said makes no sense whatsoever. I'll try and decipher it.
"BREEZE HAXXD MAH AKOUNTZ!1!!BAD MUDEROTR.! KEEL HIMZ!!!!11

Okay. In short Breeze hacked your account. Talk us through what happened after that - how you sorted it out with the supers, etc.

Tips: I made a new account talked to deathman and it was sorted.

RT: Well...that was a great reply

PG Tips is making a return then? How?

Tips: Oh that's a surprise i couldn't possibly tell you, but if Deathman or Vegitax actually bothered unbanning it, itd be sooner.

RT: But what's wrong with Validation or Tetlys? Why'd you switch from Tetlys anyway?

Tips: i felt bored and wanted a new name anyway. =] Oh and i like the name Validation. Dunno why, just do.

RT: Good for you… Ok, moving on. Why do you have an obsession with teabags?

Tips: I don't, infact i hate tea and coffee,especially Cold. It's just my friends call me PGtips because i always help them through bad times and good too.

RT: You have friends? o_O

Why the *bleep* would you drink it cold on purpose?
I always though it was because Peter Goodwin...PG...

Anyway, we all know you're a regular on the FM boards. Can you see yourself becoming a moderator on one of them in the future? Or helping out as portal staff?

Tips: If i got given the chance to ,or was asked then i would but i don't want to go around giving false pretenses. Oh and FM08 needs a mod MR, if your reading, which your not =[

RT: Apparently the system is undergoing a new process
I think everyone in the forum thought you had applied, lol, because you improved your grammar for a day or two, until it wore out.
On the subject of grammar, you're somewhat well know for spelling like a little kid, and having the grammar of a *bleep*ing pony. Care to defend yourself here? =D

Tips: I i am improving but it's the interent, oh and i don't see why people pick for one mistake, there sad.

RT: Interent?
Anyway, let's quickfire. Tell us your favourite food, drink, terrain, teabag manufacturer, coffee manufacturer, sports team and moderator.

Tips: Quiet you. Erm let's see

Food: Pizza
Drink: Root Beer
Terrain: Grass
Tebag: Tetlys
Coffe: Nescafe
Sports Team: Southend United -LEON, LEON
Mod: Xpronic

RT: Any famous last words before I kick you out of my NeoHome? =] Shout outs, etc.

Tips: Aido, Celtic suck end of, erm shout out's, shout out's. Hi Bryn, fooping great guy, Lazzara you emo, erm some guy called Manutdboy is stupid, that's all

RT:Ah, Bryn. How are we on this fine evening?

MagikI'm alright thank you, rather cold though, it's *bleep*ing freezing. Got a scarf and stuff on though so I'm good. And how are you Mitch?

RT:It's all good. How the *bleep* do you wear a scarf now? It's boiling down here in Wales. It's one of those lovely pink sky nights - and pink sky night means tomorrow is shepherds pie night. Yum... Wait...what were you saying?

MagikI said nothing, it's you asking the questions. =@

RT:STOP CONFUSING ME!!!1!! So, Bryn, tell us a little about your personal life. Real name, age, gender, phone number, number of unopened condoms in desk drawer, that kind of thing, y'know?

Magik OKAY
My name is Bryn as my father is Welsh, I am 15 and in my last year at school, am currently living in Southampton, and male. My phone number is 0800 1066, so feel free to give me a ring anytime. And there are no condoms under my desk. (I have them around me so I'm prepared) =P

RT:15...last year...that makes you year 11, right? What subjects d'ya take? I'm guessing art, music, history and something else if I know my Bryns. Southampton? And you support West Ham? Pfft... Phone number - you forgot the 00 you nub 15 and prepared? That's m'boy =D

Magik Took music, history, geography and P.E at school. Was never any good at proper drawing art, hope to be taking media at college though, which has a bit to do with Photoshop. And yeah, I support West Ham because my mums from East London and she does to. Woooooooooo!

RT:I bet your Mum is hawt =O Anyway, moving on, let's hear a brief history of your time on Neo.

MagikI joined in May 2005 while look for hints and tips for FM 05 with my step brother, then slowly started to post over time. The FM forums have already been my main ones, but occasionally I branch out to the Musicians Corner and Football Forums, but FM will always be my home. =P

RT:So you're something of a musician, eh? I play bass, acoustic and electric guitar, but I prefer acoustic by a long mile. Any special instruments you wish to mention here? Flute? Cello? Electric Triangle?

Magik Guitar, Bass and Piano actually. =D
Well, got an acoustic guitar at the moment, hope to get a telecaster soonish though. I'm not going to hide my skill though, my talents on the electric triangle are endless.

RT: Electric Triangle > All.
So, back onto your personal life - got anyone special in your life at the moment? Excluding your mother, of course.

Magik Why do you keep mentioning my mother?! >_>
And no to your question, not currently anyway. WELL EXCEPT FOR MASKI, BIG SHOUT OUT TO MASKI, HE IS FIT.

RT:Yes. Maski is fit.
Anywho, time for a quickfire round; List your favourite food, drink, music band, football and rugby team, snadwich filling, condom make and finally - blonde or brunettes? =P

Magik Food: Burger and Chips
Drink: Coke
Band: Arcade Fire
Artist: Jamie T
Football: West Ham
Rugby: Llanelli
Sandwich Filling: Ham
Condom Make: Durex
Blond or Brunettes: Oooohh ummmmm.... Blondes. Probably.

RT:And that, Bryn babes calls an end to our 'watch paint dry' interview. Any shout outs before you GTFO my screens!!1!...?

Magik SHOUT OUT TO SWWW, *bleep*ING LEGEND. that is all.

RT: Let me conduct my very first interview by introducing my first guest: Voxca. Voxca, eh? There's a funny name. Any particular reason you chose this name?

Voxca:Hi meetch..<3
Um...the name right, well I had MHunty for a few years which was the first letter of my first name (M) and my last name (Hunt) with a Y on to look cool. But it ended up nubbish and annoying for a while. That’s when I decided of a name change. But I'm shockingly bad at making cool usernames so I jumbled some letters together to produce....Voxca :(

RT:Wow. You do suck :shifty: Hmm...a brief history of your time on Neo then? What brought you to the site, when did you join? When did you lose your cyber virginity?

Voxca:Umm...I can't remember why I joined. I expect it was probably game cheats like everyone here [except ZT/Venom who is just a nub]. I joined in 2005, I think but for a few months I haven't visited much at all.

RT:Why the beef with ZT/Venom? o_O

Voxca: I'm not really that nasty but ZT/Venom infuriates me. To me he seems an attention seeking little *bleep*. A few months ago I seem to remember him commenting on an article in which a girl was hospitalized by Goths or whatever and he claimed to know her or something like that, a statement which he was proved wrong. He has also had several run ins with other members like Dan and Clowney. Can that guy just stop pissing people off?

RT:I'm God and therefore remain unbiased...
Anyway, moving on, how's your personal life? Real Name? Chix? Secks? Phone Number plx.

Voxca:Matthew :( Life is ok atm, apart from *bleep*ing coursework. That shit really gets you down sometimes. Not got a girl atm but had offers =P.

RT:And I always had you down as gay...
Coursework? You're doing GCSE's I presume? Subjects? I liekz teh Inglish bestest mahself.

Voxca: Gay o_O I hope that was a joke.
Yeah GCSE's :( I'm doing Statistics, ICT, Business Studies and German. I don't have a favourite subject but German and Maths I like.

RT: You like Maths? o_O Weird...
My Maths teachers were always dumb, we locked one in a cupboard at one time, lol.
Moving on, what type of guy are you? Laid back? Stern? Puerto Rican? What type of sports do you like? Football? Rugby? Puerto Rico?
Txt bak.

Voxca: We locked our R.E teacher in the cupboard once, that was funny. I don't know what kinda guy I am. I can't be described in those groups. I could come across Laid back but at the same time, chav-esque. Football, yeah love the sport. Rugby is ok, don't play much but I watch quite a bit.
*waits for Mitch to ask him why he once got a 2 hour detention*
It's really not that exciting though.

RT: ¬_¬
=O Who the *bleep* gave you a 2 hour detention? Why? Is this another crazy story ending in bloodshed, heartbreak and mars bars?

Voxca: Another [not the one we locked in a cupboard] R.E teacher, hard-faced bitch but fit :D
It doesn't end in mars bars, honest.
More galaxy and milkybars tbh, j/k :P

RT: Come on then Jackanory, or Balamory...what's the story? :D

Voxca: YAY...

Anyway there was this shitty history trip to a cotton mill and me and my mates couldn't be arsed going so we stayed behind. Then at lunch we got bored so we went to the RE rooms and one was empty so we moved tables and chairs to the side and stacked two tables on top of each other for goalposts. We then got a mini footy out and played cuppie singles. We got caught after 20 mins though and a 2 hour detention was given to us. But from that detention we went straight off drinking.

RT: Liar. There was no milkybars or Galaxy ¬_¬
Drinking? You're around 15 or 16 o_O Tut tut. So, much like I am, you're obsessed with Narcotics, eh? Smoker? Drinker? Stoner? Which one be you?

Voxca: It's ok Mitch, Next time I’m in Cardiff I will leave you 17p to buy a mini milkyway.
I am just a drinker, wouldn't touch the other shit tbh.

RT: I don't even live in Cardiff! ;(
Anyway, I'd rather smoke than drink TBH.
Looks like this interview is coming to a close soon. Lawl.
Opinions on the forums? Football Manager 2007 forum to be precise? :D

Voxca: Sorry :(
Yeah I agree, food beckons
Um..they were good at the start but then the number of nubs influctuated and eventually the nubs with 12 posts ran the joint.

RT:Care to elaborate on that point?

Voxca: Um..I took a short break from FM forums, I cam back a few months later and barely recognized anyone.

RT: Ah, the life cycle of a forum :D I know how you feel, a whole new generation of members have already established themselves as regulars. Where have the old days gone? ;(
Finally, the end to this interview :(
Got any shout outs for any Neo friends? Or anyone else for that matter. Or even a closing sentence?

Voxca:Um...
Ogi is a legend.
Meetch is a legend.
Conry is a legend.

inabit bluds :D

RT: And that’s a wrap…