Now this is a story all about how
my account got banned, up da site and down.
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a forum
called Loungin'.

Iiiiiiiiiin Western Canada born and raised,
in the flat prairies was where I spent most of my days,
maxin', relaxin', bein' all cool,
and all shootin' some gophers outside of the farmhouse
when a couple of moderators were up to good,
started creating order in mah neighbourhood
I got in one little spam thread and Felony got scared,
he said yo' movin' in with otha greats like,
ah who the *bleep* cares