Rude_boy_loves_ska

I love music that you've never heard of by bands you've never heard of.

I hate anime, little kids, dogs, rednecks, Nintendo, television, trucks, SUVs, people who wear backwards baseball caps, bandanas, really big jackets, emo kids, screamo music, classic rock, country music, people who like screamo, classic rock, and country music, the way babies smell, VH1 reality shows, MTV, my friend, Kenny, kids who's parents buy them cars, motorcyclers, really conservative people, really liberal people, really patriotic people (no matter the country), mispellnigs, l337ness, the way my computer shuts down randomly to do updates I don't care about, doing other people's work, fart jokes, stupid people, crime dramas, movie theatres, elevator music, infomercials, those artsy comicbook movies, people who call comic books "graphic novels", spiders, cold showers, plants, the word "panties", getting blood drawn, Dane Cook, and audiophiles.

I'm in the Army now. And I'm an infantryman. So I'm like, in the real Army. I'm not one of those douchebags that becomes a cook in the National Guard and tells everyone he's a soldier.
And I get to play with guns almost every day.
This gives me a swollen sense of "I'm cooler than you". Just ignore it.