About Sion_Jade

Real Name: Delphi Nennia
Gender: private
Age: 0
Location: Big City, MN US
Occupation: massage student, jellybean tosser
Email: private
Homepage: ?
Platforms owned:
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  • Interests

    I don't have any interests... So Boring. I like most kinds of music, books, manga, and art. I like to write, but talking scares me, so I say dumb things all the time. Me be messed up.
    Things that Scare me
    1. My brain
    2. Air
    3. Leprechauns
    4. Purple woodchucks
    5. My closet
    6. My bed
    7. White rappers
    8. clowns
    9. Inflation
    10. the guy that is standing outside my window right now.
    11. Necrophiliacs
    12. Aliens
    13. sex toys. (sorry kids)
    14. Russians (just kidding)
    15. People in germ suits
    16. Badonkadonk butts.
    17. Chinchilla's
    18. Tentacle Hintai
    19. Romance novels
    20. Even Numbers.
    21. Ghosts.
    I have been made to update this every two seconds by a mean person named Frau Chris and Herr Wookie my roommates (who aren't German) They control every aspect of my life. Please save me. ACK!

  • Biography

    I went to school for Native American studies, Learned a few languages, understood a few things and came a semester away from graduating and then decided to drop the program. Now I am studying to be a massage therapist.

    I am working on a few RP's, which are my babies. Check them out please.

    http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/33/t1137505-hallow-house-for-violence-pm-please-accepting-applications/
    http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/32/t814769-sorrow-sacrifice-story-comments-cool-updated-nov-07-2007/

    I hang around the Writers Lounge, RP forum and the Paranormal Forum.

    Top favorites:
    Movie: Stir of Echoes
    Book/series: Anything by Tolkien
    Band: Breaking Benjamin
    Manga Series: Fruits Basket or xxxHolic
    Stone: Seraphinite and Alaskan Jade (yummy)

    My Neofriends Are:
    Amano Murokumo
    catastraphe
    chibichichi
    Dawgbone1987
    Frau_Christina
    Herr Wookie
    Jaguar
    Keiichi
    Lord 245
    mihaitrunks1120
    Mole
    Powr of Three
    Sspider
    TheGreatKayel

    If you arent on here and want to be listed (for some strange reason :) Pm Me and I will Add You. Dont be afraid to ask.

    The best quotes in the world are:
    4. Necrophilia - the indescribable urge to crack open a cold one..."
    - I don't know but they must have been screwed up.
    4 2/1. Pyronecrobeastrophilia- if you don't know how to translate it, then you are not going to like what it is
    5 and 1/2. Campsite rental... $50
    Rope... $10
    3 bottles of honey... $15
    Seeing your guy friend scream like a girl after being tied to a tree in a remote part of the forest and had honey spread all over his body while a bear approaches...Priceless
    "I was going to insult you, but I did not want to confuse you."
    "With your last statement and current appearance you have just answered the question of--'Did the white man ever *bleep* the Buffalo'!" -thatwasrandom.com
    "Wow have you ever stared at a box? wow man... wow"- me
    "Run away! Its a freggin Gazebo!" -Eric the Bumhug.
    "Theres got to be a hole for it Josie"-Eric the Bumhug
    "I think that the Bible was left on earth by aliens to *bleep* with our heads man. Think on it. God is represented with a bright light shining down from the sky.... Aliens are represented with a bright light comming down from the sky.- Brad Fox
    "Lets throw Dusty in the deep-frier." Tom
    "There would be a lot to burn off" Dusty
    "I put mayonnaise on my pancakes." Matt
    ~ A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer- Johanna
    ~ You have to kill someone with a spork... - Me
    ~ Hi my name is Mark I have the attention span of a fly and.... - Mark
    ~ The first thing vampire children have to learn is not to run with a wooden stake - Johanna
    ~ I dont suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it - Mike
    ~ Wear your seatbelt, it will make it harder for those alien bastards to steal you from your car. - A cool bumpersticker
    "My puke looks like fruity pebbles. Go look, its cool!" Cody.
    "I haven't said anything worth quoting" -Wookie
    "Go eat a weenie you tub o lard."- me
    "She thinks she is a Nazi Irish princess, you would have to tie a board to your feet lest you fall in. She has the swallow whole feat."
    "They're not children, their spawn's of hell"- Herr Chris
    "God, Please send me a mack truck to kill all these mofo's"- Herr Wookie
    "I just noticed that you like sex toys." - Mole
    "I put a hungry man in the oven..." -Jacob's Ladder
    "Surprise butt sex is the only way to say "I love you" - Dusty
    "You know the ladies hate you when you have to put a paper bag over your head and wear pheromone cologne in order to attract the ladies." - annonymous
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