IronFistQueen: yuck gross disgusting i don't even know how it got on there!
i don't go around LICKING MY CAT!!!

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IronFistQueen: how about when i told you about the man wanting to *bleep* his daughter to see if she existed?
yeah, that could work.

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Kaiti: wtf
Kaiti: There's some dumb Christian show on
Kaiti: HE'S NOT FUNNY
Kaiti: HE SHOULDNT SAY HE IS
Kaiti: WTF
Kaiti: IT'S 12 A.M.
Kaiti: GET OFF MY *bleep*ING TV
Kaiti: NO ONE CARES ABOUT GOD AT 12 A.M.
Kaiti: MOST OF THEM ARE ASLEEP
Kaiti: GO *bleep* YOURSELF
Kaiti beats guy with a bible
Kaiti: I am NOT Christian, so gtfo Christian bible beater
Kaiti: I wont listen to your shit at 12 a.m.
Kaiti: DONT PEOPLE USUALLY SLEEP AT THAT TIME?
Kaiti: DONT THEY?
Kaiti: HUHHHH?
Kaiti: GOD NEEDS A BREAK, TOO
Kaiti: I BET HE SLEEPS THEN, RIGHT?
Kaiti: I MEAN, IF HE'S REAL
Kaiti: BUT HE NEEDS SLEEP
Kaiti: *bleep* YOU NON FUNNY CHRISTIAN BIBLE BEATER WHO BEATS JEWS WITH BIBLES

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sixthsense: I just realized "baking" is a word. What does it mean?
Emoliciousnot: Like baking a cake?
sixthsense: OHH

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sixthsense: I had sex ed today
sixthsense: I learned what sperm is
sixthsense: And wtf a testicle is
Stinging_Bite: You didn't know that?
Stinging_Bite: Jesus.
sixthsense: I always thought it was another word for "penis"
Stinging_Bite: .__________.
sixthsense: So I thought I was messed up by not having two penises

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Emoliciousnot: perfect.
Me: Me?
Emoliciousnot: From the great modern philosopher Hannah Montana:
Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it, again and again, until I get it right.

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Amoena: OMFG MILEY CYRUS IS MORE A FAG THAN EVER NOW
Amoena: Wanna know why?
Capn Droid: WAI
Me: Whore?
IronFistQueen: She preggo? PLEASE LET THAT BE IT!
Amoena: w/e...she won an Award on the KCA, and she said "I'd like to thank my lord and savior, Jesus Christ!!!"
Some people aren't CHRISTIAN YOU KNOW!!!

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sixthsense: GO FASTER, JOSH.

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Stinging Bite: If I could have sex with a name.
Stinging Bite: It would be Jaron, tbfh.

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Black Zeppelin: maybe im the rich texan
Black Zeppelin: lol
Stinging Bite: No.
Stinging Bite: Redneck in a trailer *bleep*ing your cousin.
Emoliciousnot: texans don't say "boy howdy"
Black Zeppelin: nah not a chance
Black Zeppelin: i don't *bleep* cousins thats too weird for me
Stinging Bite: That's what the rednecks said.
Stinging Bite: And then BOOM! humping away.
Emoliciousnot: Tim's having sex with his cousin? D=
Black Zeppelin: no srsly no *bleep*in cousins
Stinging Bite: It's probably Jack, no need to hide it anymore, Timothy, we accept you for who you are, whether it be a billionare or an inbred, corn fed, Austrailian.

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Me: I HAVE BOOBS, SO I WIN.
Trend: haha
Nightwing7: Boobs do = win
Stinging Bite: I have bigger boobs.
Stinging Bite: So I win more.
Nightwing7: This is also true
Me: You have a bigger butt too.
Stinging Bite: Yeah, yeah I *bleep*ing do.
Stinging Bite: I'm proud of my ass, thank you.

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Me: A TRASH CAN HIT MY HOUSE
The Lost Soul: Wtf .-.
sixthsense: hahah
Me: A TRASH CAN. FLEW INTO MY HOUSE.
sixthsense: ouch
Emoliciousnot: Pay attention it is like a hurricane where Sammy is. D=
sixthsense: sorry sam
The Lost Soul: That's not normal
**Later on**
The Lost Soul: Don't go outside
Me: No duh
The Lost Soul: You might get hit by a trash can

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Crystal Creation: Lol but I thought you had a BF, sam?
Me: No
Me: He just broke up with me.
Crystal Creation: OMG
CardCaptor Sakura: JARON DUMPED HER ASS

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Stinging Bite: We don't need more over population in the world as far as I'm concerned.
Me: Especially with descendants of Timothy Boyd.
Me: no no jk
Black Zeppelin: hey my descendants will be awesome
Me: XDDD
Stinging Bite: In a weird.
Stinging Bite: Not totally functional.
Stinging Bite: Kind of way.

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Stinging Bite: There are also ribbed condoms.
Stinging Bite: And flavored ones.
Stinging Bite: And female ones.
Me: My friend said that she found condoms in clear view at Stop&Shop.
Emoliciousnot: Some female ones have hooks in it incase somone tries to rape them. .____.
Me: Yes we know.
Me: DateRapeCondom.
Me: Or RapeX.
Stinging Bite: Ahaha, my friend had a strawberry one in her pocket today so she smelled like synthetic strawberry all day.

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Fkital: Bisexuals can fap or be teh sex. Bi's are teh w1n.

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Crystal Creation: are you my mommy?
Me: No.
Crystal Creation: Well you should be...? :|

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Black Zeppelin: or just do a life sized drawing of your epenis
Me: it would be like this: .
Black Zeppelin: haha burn
Emoliciousnot: Tim go fap to Sammy's fake pic or something. >_____>

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sixthsense: Sammy Sammy Sam. =D

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sixthsense: I just hope PokeSplicer doesn't become one of the leaders of the world. He's a perv. That'd be like letting Osama become the prime minister of the United States.

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Me: DATE RAPE KILLS
Emoliciousnot: NOT IF YOU HAVE A NIFTY DATE RAPE DETECTOR COASTER!

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Me: Joshie says: argh im typing in random shit lol xD
Me: bad josh.
Crystal Creation: yeah and deleting it again
Me: he said shit.
Crystal Creation: ooh
Crystal Creation: ban me. =/
Me: he's gettin laid tonight.
Emoliciousnot: by who>
Emoliciousnot: ?
Me: not me
Crystal Creation: omg wtf? not tonight when i can spend it on msn being even more bored.
Me: probably his cat
Crystal Creation: i mean,
Crystal Creation: yeah XD
Crystal Creation: cats make me horny

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Emoliciousnot: Even though Aids isn't even the most common or worst STI. =/
Dark Arcanine: Yeah the worst STI is Joshua you can't get rid of it!

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Me: The Odyssey is about that guy trying to get home and the Iliad is about the Trojan War.
Amoena: Yeah. I mean, would you rather talk about some stupid war, or this happy story were it takes this dude seven or so years to cross this little ocean just because he pissed off a god?

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sixthsense: I DEMAND RECOGNITION! AND SAY I'M A GIRL, PLOX. I WILL BE ONE DAY.

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Amoena: STOP SAYING SLUTTY!
You're being a bad example to all the n00bs..

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Emoliciousnot: No offence Sammy but your newer names are not that well..
Fitting lets just say..
Runaway makes you seem like first you were Daddy's little spoiled brat and now he beats you or something... .____________.

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Me: Yesterday at school my friend dropped her cell phone and said "HOLY SHIT!" Then about 10 seconds later she said "When God poops it's called Holy Shit."
sixthsense: They say that God's pee is made of holy water.

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Me: Listening to Hot.
Emoliciousnot: What song is that.
Me: What do you mean what song is that?
I just said, "Listening to Hot."
Emoliciousnot: Okay?
Then what do you mean by that? <_>;
Me: It means that I'm listening to a song called Hot .__.

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Me: Yeah but look at the title of our PM! We were having a discussion about the Yellow Brick Road, apparently.
Dark Arcanine: Yeah which led to how the Wicked Witch has sex with her flying monkeys and how Dorothy has been knocking off the Scarecrow behind the Tinman's back who's been having a fling with the gay Lion because he's bisexual.

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Me: Oh, it's just something that happened a month ago.
Dark Arcanine: It's not about the kid you predicted the death of is it?

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Crystal Creation: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL IM A BRAT TOO! WHATS YOUR NAME?

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Emoliciousnot: What do you mean..
Oh god, your a guy arn't you. <_>;"

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Crystal Creation: NOOOOOOOO
omg i cant believe you quoted me on one of my crazy dayz! nooooooooooooooooooo
you jerkface! im telling social services that you've been abusing me!
that's right! Sam! The abuser! She's on the loose and gonna kill ya!

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Amoena: Josh + Pillow = 69
Emoliciousnot: Why must you keep putting that? <_>;
Dark Arcanine: The truth hurts doesn't it? XD
Emoliciousnot: Except how can that happen with a pillow?
Wouldn't it be more like 60?