Tiger of Wu Merry...whatever (Guestbook)In the interest of being politically correct, I am not wishing anyone a Merry Christmas nor any other holiday. In the words of a famous Spartan: TONIGHT, WE
DINE IN HELLCELEBRATE...[spoiler removed]
Yeah. The December Holiday season is about spending lots of money on a lot of people you don't like, and spending twice as much money on people you actually do like (fortunately, there is more of the former than the latter) and faith. Well now the holiday is REALLY about faith, because you have no idea what you're celebrating. You just have to have faith that you're celebrating something.
Yes, I am making this all up without thinking it through even once. This is completely off the top of my head, so odds are, it makes no sense whatsoever.
So...yeah. Again.
I suppose you'll be wanting stamps, then. To explain how this new holiday started and what exactly it is.
Well, it all started on the morning after today (today being the 24th).
L was psyched for the receiving of gifts.
His elf, known as Bernard, approves of haz gifts.
After that, Satan's Fondue Party took over the plot and the holiday season, and we're not really sure what the hell happened after that, but somehow, this resulted:
The creation of Kwannukahmas. It's like Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, and Christmas combined, except without the religious/racial attachments. Also, it's funner to say than the other three by themselves.
So...yeah. A PLEASANT KWANNUKKAHMAS TO YOU!
From this point onward, this will be the only holiday I celebrate come the December Holiday season.
Also, the words happy and merry, or any other previous prefixes used in conjunction with Christmas, Kwanzaa, or Hanukkah, are not allowed. Thus the pleasantness.
Tiger of Wu Happy Holidays! (Guestbook)Enjoy:
Season's greetings. May all your days be merry and bright.
Love always,
The Legendary Kudzuka...
Tiger of Wu Hello. (Guestbook)
I saw your name in the FRP forum so I thought I'll stop by.
Take Care!
Tiger of Wu It has been (Guestbook)It has been nice having you as a Mod. One with the people. Or something like that.
But now, I'll get to see you in RPing form. Maybe you'll put on a pair of sharp teeth in Cornucopia? Maybe, well, that's all I got. God speed, sir. Even if you don't believe that's possible. XD
(The ExxDee can't be made green in here)
Tiger of Wu Watch out! (Guestbook)Stay Puft is patrolling your guestbook!
Better ask the Marshmallow God for forgiveness!
Tiger of Wu Hola (Guestbook)Whoa, I'm the first. This is flippin amazing. Oh wth i'll give you a stamp
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