Xtrordinary

Xtrordinary You are the very essence of a modern homosexual (Guestbook)

0 0 Jul 21, 08 6:04am

<sub>I am the very model of the modern homosexual,
I'm stylish, good at cooking, a good-looking intellectual,
At passing legislation though, I'm largely ineffectual,
I'm sometimes into S&M, as long as it's consensual.

I'm clever with the crudités, especially asparagus,
And I ignore Republicans whenever they disparage us,
I think about adoption when I shop for baby carriages,
While planning out my Boston trip and thinking of gay marriages.

I decorate with tasteful sprays of flowers and dried ears of corn,
And I would not be caught dead in an outfit that I've already worn.
For esoteric sex acts that are highly unconventional,
I am the very model of a modern homosexual.

I love to make an entrance at a party, so I often dash in late,
I'm just an international male Calvin Klein fashion plate.
I've done so many drugs that my complexion's in an ashen state,
But underneath it all, I really try to be compassionate.

I love my gin and tonics, high colonics and old Piaf songs,
"I love the Women" "All About Eve" and the "The World of Suzie Wong",
My last trip to New York I shopped until I dropped at Bloomingdales,
From menswear down to fragrences, they never had such booming sales.

When I am in a gay bar, I know I'm the biggest bitch in there,
And I throw dinner parties just to show off my new kitchenware.
But still, in fashion, film, fine art and anything collectable,
I am the very model of a modern homosexual.

When I can differentiate 'twixt "fabulous!" and "exquisite",
When I see some androgynous club kid and know which sex is it,
When I know every detail of Miss Martha Stewart's living room,
When I know how much - retail - every what each who is giving whom.

When I have learned what progress has been made in modern sodomy,
When I know more of brainless boys than doctors of lobotomy,
In short with just a smattering of good cosmetic surgery,
I'll sidestep how unflattering I'd look from "binge and perjury".

My fancy for the Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys kid's mystery books,
And I how I throw a party surely puts me in the history books.
But still as a good-looking, good-at-cooking, intellectual, I am the very model of a modern homosexual.</sub>

Xtrordinary =) (Guestbook)

0 0 Oct 7, 07 1:44pm

Thank you for the PM.

Since you like my name so much...



here is it on a stamp. =)

-Kelly

Xtrordinary G'Day (Guestbook)

0 0 Jul 11, 07 10:37pm

Hey Vik,

Just thought i would sign your GB cause i think your a good person and you are there when i am experience e-drama's

Anyways, talk to later

Xtrordinary Hey (Guestbook)

0 0 May 12, 07 6:23pm

Just met you recently, and you are pretty funny. Funny stuff is complimented with a signing.

Xtrordinary Thanks and stuff (i guess) (Guestbook)

0 0 Apr 21, 07 2:14pm

Thanks (I guess) for "helping me" kind of. Even though you haven't but you kind of did.
Well bye and if you have a chance could you sign my guestbook?

Xtrordinary new SEXYYYY STamP (Guestbook)

0 0 Mar 23, 07 5:31pm

THAT IS TOM DELONGE WHO I BELIEVE TO BE THE HOTTEST DUDE EVER.

ANYWAY hah thought i'd give you the new stampp thats so hott

talk soon XD

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Xtrordinary xoxo (Guestbook)

0 0 Mar 8, 07 4:01pm

heyy just signing becuz i really like you and I think that you're really sweet. Hopefully I'll see you ariund and we can talk more. Btw, you really do make amazing banners



~xoxo<3

Xtrordinary Ah yes... (Guestbook)

0 0 Feb 21, 07 1:58pm

Another gay one. Come young apprentice and I shall teach you the ways of being a strayt-ghey. You'll both be homosexual and able to make straight guys under the age of 17 cry their eyes out!

And when you're done reading my sarcasm, you'll be like totally confused...I know I am.

Xtrordinary My Mistress Angel! (Guestbook)

0 0 Jan 11, 07 4:48pm

Forever Friend!

Standing by,
All the way.
Here to help you through your day.

Holding you up,
When you are weak,
Helping you find what it is you seek.

Catching your tears,
When you cry.
Pulling you through when the tide is high.

Just being there,
Through thick and thin,
All just to say, you are my friend.


Final Fantasy Angel is the best mistress and friend anyone could ever have and I am proud to be her #1 love slave. All should bow down to her and worship her for she is the hot goddess of Neoseeker and the World!

Xtrordinary Hey (Guestbook)

0 0 Nov 3, 06 7:54pm

I just saw your posts in Loungin and they are very interesting. I'm confused. You are on the border or being a male... you are not a transvestite, are you? I'm not racist toward gays so if you need to talk 2 anyone, I'll be there for u.

Xtrordinary Wow! (Guestbook)

0 0 Oct 19, 06 2:57pm

I am signing your guestbook simply because I was amazed by the amazing courage you showed by calling yourself a slut in Loungin'.

There aren't that many girls on here who would be willing to do that!