But in case you're too lazy to read that whole page describing the Geek Code here's an item-by-item breakdown. Note that this is (essentially) copied verbatim from the page linked above (http://www.geekcode.com/geek.html) authored by Robert A. Hayden.

• GED/MU
  Geek of EDucation / MUsic : (in training for) a BM.Ed, Bachelor's of Music Education.
• d-
  I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
• s+:+
  I'm a little taller/rounder than most.
• a---
  My age is between 15-19.
• C++
  Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
• U?
  I do not use Unix.
• P+
  I know of Perl. I like Perl. I just haven't learned much Perl, but it is on my agenda.
• L
  I know what Linux is, but that's about all.
• !E
  I refuse to use Emacs (although I do make use of TextPad on occasion when in cross-language deep hack mode).
• W+
  I have the latest version of Netscape (read: FireFox), and wander the web only when there's something specific I'm looking for.
• N-
  (Usenet) News is a waste of my time and I avoid it completely.
• o?
  I have never heard of this "USENET Oracle" of which you speak.
• K
  I know who Kibo is.
• w++
  I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL.
• O-
  (OS/2) Tried it, didn't like it.
• M
  I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.
• V?
  What is this VMS of which you speak?
• PS+
  My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.
• PE+(-)
  Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.
  but sometimes...
  It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
• Y+(--)
  I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
  but sometimes...
  Get a life. The only people that need this kind of protection are people with something to hide. I think cypherpunks are just a little paranoid.
• PGP-
  I don't have anything to hide.
• t+(--)
  (Trekkiness factor)
  It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.
  but sometimes...
  Star Trek is just another Space Opera. William Shatner isn't an actor, he's a poser! And what's with this Jean-Luc Picard? A Frenchman with a British accent? Come on. Isn't Voyager just a rehash of Lost in Space? Has Sisko even breathed in the last two seasons? Come on. I'd only watch this show if my remote control broke.
• 5-
  (Babylon 5 factor)
  This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden, the special effects are obviously poor quality. In general, it seems like a very cheap Star Trek ripoff.
• X+
  (X-Files Factor)
  I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.
• R(*)
  (RPG Factor)
  Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
  but sometimes...
  I thought life WAS role-playing?
• !tv
  I don't own a TV.
• b++
  I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
• DI+
  I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it
• D+
  (DOOM Factor)
  It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.
• G-
  (Geek Code Familiarity Level)
  What a tremendous waste of time this Geek Code is.
• e(++)
  I mistyped this into my sig image... should be e>++ which means I am currently aspiring to a Bachelor's Degree.
• h
  Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.
• r++
  I've dated my current S.O. for a long time.
• z-
  Not having sex by choice.