See this on TV. Maybe Not.

On July 2nd, 2004, it had leaked out that bri89, one of the most respected members on the Neoseeker wrestling and wrestling game forums had stopped using his trademark account. We investigate this fully, and we will also talk to people closest to bri for the 411.

  • Is it true? Is Sold bri89?

    Yes, that's right. Sold is bri89's main account now. E! has discovered that the switch actually happened because bri89 has been around since August 2002, and it was time for a change.

  • Interviews

    We called around, and we were put into contact with 2 people very close to bri89. Here are their transcripts.
    Eugene


    E!: Mr. Eugene, we understand that you knew bri89, did he say anything to you prior to his disappearance?

    Eugene: bri89...O THE DONUT MAN!

    E!: No, Mr. bri89, from Neoseeker...

    Eugene: Do you have a dount I can borrow?

    E!: We are talking about a guy in here, not a piece of bread with frosting on it.

    Eugene: YOU THINK DONUTS ARE JUST PIECES OF BREAD? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

    E!: I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY?!?!

    William Regal, Eugene's manager: You should be bloody ashamed of yourself you scoundrel, making poor Eugene here cry. This Bloody interview is over!

    Jim Ross


    E! Guy: Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to talk to us!

    J.R: I didn't take the time, my Barbeque party was cancelled due to rain. I was pretty much forced to.

    E! Guy: OOOK...anyway, the episode is about the departure of bri89, anything you can tell us?

    J.R: Who in the Oklahoman hell is bri89?

    E! Guy: WHAT!?!? When we called you, you said that you knew everything about this person!!!

    J.R: Yea well, you picked a bad time to call me, I was on RAW, on-air, I just said yes so I could hang up.

    E! Guy: And to think I could be interviewing Pamela Anderson right now.... Listen, Mr. Ross, why the hell did you go through with this interview?!?!

    J.R: To promote my new Cookbook, How to make "REAL" Playboy Bunnies.


    E! Guy: OOO, this sounds even sexier than Pamela Anderson, Real Playboy Bunnies? Let me have the recipe.

    J.R: Well, I'd be taking a loss, but here goes. First, you go outside, go to the woods, kill a horseshoe rabbit and take it back to your house. Then you skin it, rub it with JR's Good Ol' OVW Seasoning, availible only through ordering at http://www.JobberslikeFunaki.com, leave for 5 hours, and it's ready to grill. Leave it on the grill for 4 hours, and when it's done, take the bunny ears ----

    E! Guy: Let me cut you off right here, I was expecting, Hugh Heffner bunnies, but after what you just told me.....

    J.R: Eww, you through up all over my new moose rug! I hate Show Biz. Well, pick up my new cookbook, in stores now, and I'll see you government mules on RAW!

    Well, we got the truth...and a whole lot more. Till next time, America
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