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Being member No. 112519 of Neoseeker.^_^

Lets me tell you a story of 3 very important corporate lessons that will get you through this shithole that you called LIFE.

Lesson 1 : A crow was sitting on top of a tree. A rabbit passed by and ask, 'Can I sit like you and doing nothing all day long?', 'Sure, why not?' the crow said. So the rabbit sit on the ground below and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox stroll by, found the rabbit and ate it.

So, corporate lesson 1 : To be sit around, doing nothing, you need to sit very, very high up.

Lesson 2: A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I wish I can get on top of that tree, but I just dont have the energy.', sighed the turkey.
'well, why dont you nibble on some of my dropping, they're packed with nutrients'

So, the turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch. And finally, after a forthnight, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

...Soon, he was spotted by a farmer.
Who promptly shot the turkey off the tree.

So, hence the second corporate lesson :
Bullshit might get you to the top. But it wont keep you there.

Lesson 3: A little bird was flying south for the winter.

It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing by cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and prompty dug him out and......ate him!

So, came the final corporate lesson:
1, NOT everyone who drop shit on you is your enemy.

2, NOT everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3, and for god sake, when you're in deep shit. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.