innes ***suspended***

i have decided to reserve this space for silly quotes seekers have said to me in pms. why? because i'm sexy.

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1. "it's whacko cases like you who drive moderators insane to the point that they request demotion"
--master mind

2. "you look like bruce lee and colin farrel put together"
--watch your back

3. "if you're gonna die, die sexy, okay?"
--lithic pheonix

4. "five minutes alone with me and you'll have scars all over your back"
--mistress of evil

5. "dude, what the hell is wrong with you? were you dropped on your head??"
--bf gangsta

6. "wait.. are you serious?"
--dugene

7. "okay fine. so you really are sexier than i am, i guess. but i'm only 16"
--burnintoyou

8. "do you feel depressed? because i can help, actually"
--dan mumford

9. "my cock is much bigger than all of yours"
--flave

10. "you relly don't have brain, i think. you do nat enve know wat is da solutins of 3+1?"
--smirking owl

11. "is it true that you are fat guy with marringe problems?"
--eye of the tiger

12. "i don't know what it is about spamming that makes you feel so good about yourself"
--kurt

13. "if you were a filipino then you would be a disgrace to all filipinos"
--tres

14. "don't talk to me as if i were a heartless cocksucker"
--kuduros

15. "neoseeker without innes is like my ass without his cockle in it"
--XD

16. "please post on topic before deathman48/felony get angry with you"
--neopm system

17. "when i think of you, i touch myself"
--vanillagigglez

18. "i remember you from some time when you were annoying"
--willowvampire

19. "you're obsessed with neoseeker"
--phantasy_lord

20. "awww.. you're not butt ugly, really"
--n353

21. "your posts are, quite frankly, atrocious"
--deathman48

22. "do u want to cyber?"
--killer5

23. "see what I said, you wouldn't answer, you haven't, therefore rendering any knowledge you have of it pointless and irrelavant to the argument. therefore in terms of the argument, you don't know if you really are sex or not."
--jespomo

24. "can i live under your penis?"
--xerepolis

25. "you stupid british sissy"
--flave

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also, while we're at it, what is wrong with being sexy?

Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxin, cause they be actin maniac in action
A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction
You looking zany whack with just a fraction of my tracks spun
My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind until you spine like siren drills
I'm sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants
With some ex rappers till their spinal column disconnects
We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smoke
This is the season for noise pollution contamination
Examination of more cartoons than animation
My lamination of narration
Hit's a snare and bass of track *bleep*ed up rapper interrogation
When I declare invasion, there ain't no time to be stare andgazing
I turn the stage into a barren wasteland...

I'm Infinite

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innes: i miss her so bad =(

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You're turning €urobabes.com into gaming nerd central. Next we'll have the Vanillalollipopgigglez playing Barbie on-line too with Eniggle. Then warr will change and make a U-Turn and start drinking beer and putting his middle finger up at passes by. SPLATTERFACE will get surgery to look like Elisha Cuthbert, I'll fall in love with her and we'll get married. innes will get upset and start cutting himself. jessicaporno will fall out with innes and say "I'm leaving you for X-Box live so I can sneak up behind Devilchild and shoot my load". Sinn3r will become jealous and get another username change to escape everyone but will spell the word wrong again. He'll go sign his girlfriend's tits again (drunk) but sign with the name "Joe" instead. He'll wake up the next morning sober and accuse his girlfriend of cheating on him and then get life in prison for murder. Silent-But-Smartass will continue making smart and knowledgable comments from his junior encyclopedia but will have to resort to sexual pleasure by watching the movie "The Blob" (whatever the name is) because he can't get any more blue tongue action from Jessipopsicle because of her Barbie addiction. IceQueen1987's name will be mentioned in every signle post in the Europe forum but he'll still complain about lack of internet rep. Hybrid will just sit back the entire time with his stolen laptop and his free wireless, drinking in an alley way just laughing at things as they unfold, just every so often coming in to make a small but meaningless comment. Then Mosenmoron will become super mod after the wave of affected people from DickyDevil' master plan to lure everyone away from neoseeker causes it to only have 5 members, me, innes and Kuduros, Mastermind and Mosenmoron. Redemption will end his life. Neoseeker will shut down, everyone will try to return to find it's gone. No one will know what to do with their free-time so they all kill themselves. Then their family members get upset and commit suicide too and so on until there's just a small Guatemalan tribe left to re-populate the earth. But they discover condoms and the pill and decide to practice safe, "no strings attached" sex.

See the outcome of what could happen just from you promoting X-Box live?

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innes: zomg! teh x-bxo iz eivlz!

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