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jespomo MEERRRY CHRISTMAS, ROBABE (Guestbook)

0 0 0 Dec 26, 08 4:02am

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I don't know how often you check these or if you do at all, but I just wanted to stop by and wish you a merry Christmas. If you're Christian, that is. If you happen to be Jewish, Muslim, an Atheist, practice a different faith, or are simply a grinch, well, I hope you have happy holidays or, if you'd prefer, I hope you have a satisfactory, non-denominational capitalist wintertime gift-giving season!

Your guestbook greeting greatly reflects on my personality, hahaha. To this day, I still smile at both your greeting and your profile. It's because I love you so much, I guess.

Robabe, I hope you had a terrific Christmas, even if you didn't manage to be as much of a ladies lady as I am. It's hard to beat me, I know, but I suppose some people need dreams, right? Oh, well, next time I'll make sure the henchmen put up a better fight to make the mugging more realistic.

I just wanted to say that you, Robert _______, are the lightbulb of my room and the plate of my dinner. Without you by my jolly side, I wouldn't have nearly half as much fun as I do. Seriously speaking now, Rob you are by far one of the greatest people I've met due to this site and are really one of the reasons why I bother coming on anymore. It's funny too because we never converse on neo anymore haha, it's all done through facebook. Thank god for the wonders of facebook though.

I just wanted to come in here and say that you really mean a lot to me. I know I don't say it a lot especially since we're usually just messing around. And even though we're usually joking around, I know that if I ever needed someone to talk to, you'd be among the first people I'd try to contact to get advice or an opinion, or maybe even just to simply talk to someone. Seriously, thank you for always being there for all these years.

Oh my god, Robabe, it's 11 pm and I'm *bleep*ING FREEEEZIIING. I'm actually having trouble typing because my hands are shaking, XDD. *bleep* 11 PM?!?! AHH, I HAVE TO FINISH THE LAST COUPLE OF ENTRIIIES, NOOOOOO!!!!

Best wishes for 2009 and the years to follow!

Love always,
Antonia, your favorite Tonester ever

jespomo GOLLY GEE! COULD IT BE? (Guestbook)

0 0 0 Sep 13, 08 11:32pm

I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you how I made an awesome right up for the subject title. Yeah, I bet I tricked you into believing that I was going to go off an sing the Fresh Prince of Bell-Air theme song. BUT I JUST TOTALLY HOODWINKED YOU...EXCEPT THERE WERE NO ANIMATED CHARACTERS INVOLVED! No little old, hardcore grannies were harmed in the making of this guestbook entry.

I am here because I am honored-bound as your friend to wish you a very jolly 21st anniversary of your day of birth. Robabe, I hope you had a fantastic time and here's to another year of awesome facebook PMs and random MSN conversations concerning one liner question marks and their friends. Sooo:

^HAPPY _BIRTHDAY,

JESSICA POMO!

It is now time for me to take out all those Home Videos you've hidden from me for such a long time and rehash on thy awesome Childy-hood.

Once upon a time, there lived a woman who had a name and was, surprisingly, not a man. That woman would come to be known as "Jespomo's mother" and actually have two children. However, the world would only know of dear Roberta Pomo's existence for the younger brother never showed his face on the world of the seekers of Neo (the Matrix character and the 21st first century version of "Where's Waldo?").

Jespomo's childhood could be and should be discussed by child psychiatrists from all over the world for it seemed that he was interested in the world of da internet of da strangers for far too long. Jespomo seemed to have developed a desire to whore himself out on the internet in random forums and developed a bit of an exhibitionist side.

Fortunately, however, Jespomo decided to turn his attentions elsewhere. Namely, towards mastering the art of ninja turtlehood. He trained for milliseconds every day, hoping to one day reach the awe-inspiring level of "m00berator".


Once he realized that he had beaten the game of LIFE (the Neoseeker edition, of course), Jespomo decided to e-stir things up. He promoted a new kind of sexual orientation, turning many straight members Jespomo-curious. Jessy's multiple sex changes (along with his more subtle name changes, namely Jessica Pomo and Roberta Pomo) confused the Neo community as a whole.

Out of NOWHERE (the town located right about Factory Land in the South pacific, as we all know), a complete stranger dressed in rags asked:

Jespomo did not recognize the assertive stranger but he could sense from it a magical power very much like that of Strawberry Shortcake! He feared that the stranger would be like a mix of a Bratz doll and Strawberry shortcake and so decided to risk his life by denying the stranger. The stranger then replied with:

Shocked to discover that there was another person just like him, Jessy Pomo immediately changed his mind. It was rather fortunate that he did because the stranger turned out to be none other than Antonia, the awesome Colombian friend Robbeh had befriended nearly five years before!

Alright, there's enough of that. Much love, Robbeh.

Love always,
Tonester your favorite Toaster.

jespomo Happy Crimbo (Guestbook)

0 0 0 Dec 24, 07 2:34pm

SANTA IS GOING TO EMPTY HIS BULGING SACK BESIDE YOUR BED!

jespomo Robabe, I bet you missed me. =P (Guestbook)

0 0 0 Dec 3, 07 12:34am

Dude, when the eff did you become the mod of all the forums that actually matter? I leave neo for six months (although it wasn't done on purpose, I just lost pretty much all interest in it), and it's all change-ified.

Anywhoo, I didn't get in trouble for ruining the wheel, or at least not yet anyway. I just wanted to leave a loving message for one of my least favorite favorite people ever.

jespomo Hello (Guestbook)

0 0 0 Sep 17, 07 8:04am

i cant belive i am signing jespomo`s guestbook .

hello mate your are well cool.

i pick number 468

jespomo (Guestbook)

0 0 0 Jun 24, 07 12:37am

Is it 589?                                                                                                          

jespomo You've Been Stamped! (Guestbook)

0 0 0 Apr 28, 07 11:54am

I'm on my annual signing spree!

jespomo @$(*&^@%#^&%# (Guestbook)

0 0 0 Mar 27, 07 11:32pm

[color=red]HOLY *bleep*! WHEN THE HELL DID YOU BECOME LOUNGIN' MOD, ROBAFACE???
I'm in such great shock at the moment. Oh, I'm no longer grounded, but I have exams this week, so I won't be on much. Hopefully, I'll be on more after that and talk to you. Phil and Shane were just talking to me about your modness, and I'm in complete *bleep*ing shock.

-Tonester

jespomo Oh noes! (Guestbook)

0 0 0 Feb 28, 07 1:45pm

When I'm through with you, you'll be found dead in your garage.


Tehuti

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jespomo Interview (Guestbook)

0 0 0 Feb 20, 07 6:40pm

jespomo 69 (Guestbook)

0 0 0 Feb 16, 07 11:18am

last night i accidentally cut myself with a pencil on my ass because i was sitting on it and thought that it wols give me SEX powers

jespomo D: (Guestbook)

0 0 0 Feb 12, 07 12:04pm

*is cockslapped by jespomo*

;_;

365, btw