Welcome to my Neohome!

My name's Ashleigh, but you will all come to know me as kontari, nobody important. If you haven't seen what I really look like by now, you weren't supposed, so what you see is what you get - Naru from Love Hina uh-huh.

I'm basically going to repeat here what is on one of my web biographies (which none of you have seen since it is a horribly underrated site, who doesn't want to read about me?) So just keep reading if you want some info about yours truly. Of course if you'd rather not, I wouldn't mind, I'd just smash your face in so that it looks like that *points to picture below*

And then I'd punch you in the face so hard you'd bite your tongue, making it look like this... *Points down again*

Then you'd be thrown off the tallest building I could find, the result? See below...

Then finally you'd be so mushed up and mutilated the end result would show through. The end result is something so hideous, so terrifying, no one would ever want to look at you again, the end result is...

I know, hideous isn't it? (No ugly people were harmed in the making of this site intro, with the exception of Britney Spears, but I swear I had nothing to do with that! *Hides axe behind back*)

But seriously, no offence to anyone who likes Britney or whatever, she's cool, I just felt like sticking her picture there since everybody knows her. Anyway, now that you are all prewarned as to what will happen if you don't look at my site, you can occupy yourself reading it and if it's not interesting enough, re-read the little 'what will happen' scene again and reconsider just how boring this is before something bad really does happen to you.

The Basics About Me

Name: Ashleigh King
Birthday: Will you send me pressies? Probably not, so why should I tell you?
Place of Birth: Australia
Current Location: I don't get around.
Height: 169cm
Hair: Black and red.
Eyes: Hazel
Gender: Female
Nationality: Australian
Religion: Llamanus, it's my own little thing, you know how the buddists think when people die they're reincarnated as new peoples? Well I'm kinda like that except I think when people die, they go to live on Uranus with the butt turkeys and ET, who you may think lives on the moon, but he lives on Uranus, that's why he's brown, if he lived on the moon, he'd be yellow, like the cheese, see, it just takes a bit of knowledge to figure these things out. And when we get to Uranus, well, you know how people think we'll grow little wings if we go to heaven? Well, I think this is what we'll look likes when we go to Uranus. *Points below*

The Not-So-Basics About Me

Favourite Actor: Johnny Depp
Favourite Actress: Chiaki Kuriyama
Favourite Song: Candyman
Favourite Band: Siouxsie, Bauhaus, Skinny Pupppy, Sisters of Mercy, Rosetta Stone, Dead Can Dance and Christian Death.
Author: Anne Rice
Movies: Not to sound cliched or anything, but my favourite movies really are the Nightmare Before Christmas and The Crow so yeah...
Videogames: Vampire: The Masquerade
Food: Macaroni Cheesebr> Drink: Absinthe
Animal: Kitties
Instrument: Bass
TV Show: Spongebob. Spongebob is God.
Anime: Beyblade, Love Hina, Tokyo Mew Mew, Gravitation and other crap. Colour: Blac. It's not a color, it's a shade - but *bleep* you. I say it's a color.

A Hunk of Stuff I Felt Like Putting Here

Right or Left Handed: Right.
Cats or Dogs: Kitties.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
BSB or N'SYNC: Rigggghhhhhtttt...
Rock or Pop: Rock.
Pizza or Pasta: Pasta.
London or New York: New York.
Leather or Denim: Leather.
Mocha or Latte: Latte.
Jimmy Neutron or Spongebob: Spongebob, no shit.
Winter or Summer: Winter.
Blue or Red: Red.
Night or Day: Night.
Hot or Cold: Cold.
Birds or Fish: Birds.
Ford or Holden: Holden.
Punk or R'n'B': Punk.

Okay *bleep* off now.

Pictures of Naru are courtesy of http://www.geocities.com/myksvoll/ and it is very important you visit this site. Why? You don't ask, I won't lie.