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Location: Pen Island, My Grandmother    Member since: March 24th, 2008    Profile views: 401

Real Name:Grant Rickards
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Location:Pen Island, My Grandmother US
Occupation:not real
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hating smart asses, killing steve, killing steve, killing steve, hating steve, banning steve, keeping people from *bleep*ing with my profile.

Biography:
I play the guitar because I like playing the guitar. It hurts my fingers, and that feels good. Sado Masochism is a religion. Religion is a cult, and cults are useless. Piers Anthony is in my cult. He is a Nazi. He is a communist. He sits in his garage naked, soaking in gasoline, lighting matches. I hate Piers Anthony. I don’t know Piers Anthony. His writing is evil communazi propaganda. I have never read any of his books, so I wouldn’t know. You dumb shit. You are a follower. So follow me and we’ll go jump off the golden gate. San Francisco is far away, but not so far away. I lost my heart in San Francisco; a mugger cut it out and sold it to a fish monger. Fat self righteous people eat fish. It’s okay to eat fish ‘cause they don’t have any feelings. A pig ate my heart, and I ate the pig, and the pig ate me. There in lies the problem. Paradoxes look lame on paper, but cool on a chalk board. Einstein was a pirate. He was German. He killed the world, and now the mob is exhuming him. He doesn’t like this, so he flees, naked and rotting, into the hills. I took his heart, and sold his brain on eBay.

And so he died, and I have a heart, i.e. a dark soulless baby eating heart that had sex with Satan, the Salem witches, and Donald trump, who is Satan, who is Donald trump. Crap. There in lies the problem. Matt’s a catholic. He downed my writing. I should shoot him, but I won’t, because then he would be right. Matt’s a pope. Matt’s a rocket scientist. Matt ate a fish monger. He reads Piers Anthony, and then he is saved. Hallelujah. Matt has an Xbox 360 and he should die. God hates halo, so I hate god, but I also hate Donald trump, who is Satan. Satanists are *bleep*ed. They believe in heaven and in hell, and they know what hell is, and what happens when you go there. To intentionally do that is *bleep*ed. God save them from Donald trump. Donald trump is Oprah, Oprah is the devil. Rich people are the devil. I am poor. Matt is rich, but he’s the pope, so he can’t be the devil.


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