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Location: LA, California, What do you care?    Member since: May 25th, 2002    Profile views: 3319

Real Name:Juan Riviera
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AIM Handle:Murderplanet
Location:LA, California, What do you care? US
Occupation:Dumb Ass
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Gender:Male
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Interests:
Women,lowriders, and gambling

Biography:
The Life of Big Juan:

Former pimp turned death metal drummer, Juan has turned his life around ever since he was sentenced to six months in county jail for drug possesion and probation violation. "I never thought they would search me, but you know the gringo's have it out for the mexicans with the shaved heads and lowriders" Juan left prison(thankfully untouched I might add) to recieve his bachelors degree and to form the death metal band Divine Intervention. " I took shit for granted before, I never realized I would get caught, I've always been an intelligent guy, but I've done stupid things. I gotta be a role model for my little mullet headed brother Jorge, for soon he will be the heir to my throne."
Juans philosiphy in life is to look at the bigger picture. " You look at a trash can and all you might see is a place to throw your garbage. I see a weapon, or something you can toss your little dumb ass brother in and roll down a hill"

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