| April 30th, 2002 |
| October 13th, 2008 3:43AM |
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| Real Name: | Sean |
| Email: | private |
| Wii Profile: | no friendcode available |
| Location: | Pemboke Pines, FL, USA  |
| Occupation: | Trying too hard |
| Age: | 17 |
| Gender: | Male |
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| Biography: |
This is the place where I prattle and spam
About what an ungodly bizarre guy I am.
Now gimme a second,
Just stay on yer ass,
And I'll tell you a tale
Of a Seeker with class.
Southeast Florida, born and raised,
On the Internets is where I spent most of my days.
Just spammin' some GDs around the boards.
When a couple of trolls,
Thinkin' they were bad dudes,
574r73d p0571n6 l13k d1z,
And bashin' da noobs.
I got in one little flame war,
And a mod got scared,
He said "Bitches don't know you can has ban!"
I cadged and beseeched him to give me a pass,
But he restricted my posts and perma'd my ass.
I was given one notice, he said I was hittin' it,
I put on mah 'phones on and said "YO MAN, I'M DIGGIN' IT!"
I moved every zig, and when one dropped outta flight,
The license said "1337" and there was pron on the dash.
If anything, I could see this ship was hella tight.
But I thought, "Do a barrel roll - shit is so cash!"
My perma was lifted, 'round Sept' twenty-eight,
I logged on to Neo, dodging hairtrigger banhammers,
I made some win posts, I was feelin' real great,
As I sat on my Sumo, the Prince of all Spammers. |
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