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| Real Name: | private |
| Email: | private |
| Location: | Dobuita, Yokosuka Area  |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Age: | private |
| Gender: | Male |
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Favorite Games:
Shenmue
Shenmue II
Final Fantasy 7
Final Fantasy 9
Super Mario World
Mario RPG
Paper Mario
Paper Mario: TTYD
TES III: Morrowind
TES IV: Oblivion
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent -_-
Mass Effect
Favorite Movies:
Stalag 17
Seven Year Itch
V for Vendetta
Pulp Fiction
Casablanca
Amadeus
Maltese Falcon
War (Jet Li)
Chinese Connection
Road to Perdition
Michael Clayton
Sin City
Memento
Snatch
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Monty Python and the Search for the H.G.
Clue
Favorite Books:
The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne Ultimatum
The Ambler Warning
The Janson Directive
Lots of Dean Koontz
Les Miserables
The Count of Monte Cristo
The Phantom Tollbooth
Alice's Adventures and Through the Looking Glass
Hit Man
Hit List
Hit Parade
Hit and Run
The Book of Five Rings
The Kagama Ninja Scroll
The Tao of Jeet Kune Do
Favorite Music:
Outworld
Rusty Cooley
Steve Vai
Yngwie Malmsteen
Jamiroquai
W. Tisdale
Paganini
Chopin
Bach
Megadeth
Necrophagist
Haydn
Stravinsky
Rachmaninoff
Debussy
Ravel
and so on...
Favorite Things:
Painting
Guitar Playing
Kicking Arse
Writing
Recreational Drinking...
Chilling with Friends
Losing Soul on Neo
Figuring out how they make Vernor's taste so delicious
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| Biography: |
Biography about me?
I was created from an accidental creation of MacGyver. A toothpick, a bit of string, some tabasco sauce, a guitar pick, 3 square inches of rubber inner tube, part of a propeller off of a fighter plane and a clarinet reed.
Add some salt and pepper to taste, and broil for 3 days and 3 nights, stir counterclockwise and spin around clockwise at the same time, and recite the following:
"Crispy crunchies are the best!
Looks delicious on your vest!!
Serve them to unwanted guests!!!
Stuff the mattress with the rest!!!!"
If at anytime a goblin brandishing a green dagger materializes in front of you, then cease what you're doing and call the police.
If all goes well (and it did with me), you should have a reasonable likeness of your own life size, action-packed Smeckledorf doll, with real-life kung-fu grip and mega-chopping action.
Unfortunately, to maintain said Smeckledorf doll, you need to feed it the souls of the innocent every other waxing moon. They used to sell them on eBay, but local ordinances prohibited against it; supposedly such a thing is evil...pfftt. |
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