stibul Guten Tag~ (Guestbook)Hey my new fwiend! *hugs* Just signing ^.^ Next time I'll have a stamp~ *evil* Talk to yas soon~ Mwahahah- *cough cough* >>
Anyways, take care~
-DF
stibul True with an underlined U (Guestbook)
Every time I take my clothes off and am about to take a shower, I first look at myself in the mirror. Why? Well, it's because ... I like shirtless, pantless, naked, nakedLESS (Oh yeeeaah =D), and boxerless guys. Why do I like them? Well, wooooooosh (flashback) : "Whoa, look at that girl that's wearing only a bathing suit!" Carl said. YoshiStar did not look at the girl. "Whoa, look at that guy that's wearing only nothing!" Jessica said. YoshiStar looked at the guy, started drooling, and pounced on him. wooooooosh (End of flashback). So, you see, it wasn't my fault all of this happened. It was the guy's fault for being where he was, and Jessica's fault, for pointing him out. The only cool girl out there is Den. She's the best master anyone could ever have. Better than all the shirtless boys I've seen combined.
Oh! Time for another flashback! Wooooooosh (flashback) : "Man, I don't wanna to sign Den's guestbook!" Carl cried. YoshiStar walked up to Carl, gripped his hands around Carl's neck, and ripped his nails through his neck Wooooooosh (End of flashback), and another flashback, after Carl was reincarnated L Woooooosh (Flashback): "Man, I'm gonna sign your guestbook, YoshiStar!" Carl called out. YoshiStar walked up to Carl, gripped his hands around Carl's neck, and ripped his nails through his neck Wooooooosh (End of flashback).
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PLZ... SIGN... Mistress DenDen's Gbook and not YoshiStar's one.
stibul Merry Christmas (Guestbook)Hi stibul, just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
And now for my other awesome stamp
Hope you like the stamps. =D
See ya around,
stibul BRAP l0lopopLROFLMAO....? (Guestbook)
You're the first person I stamp with my brand new stamp.![]()
stibul Snickerdoodles (Guestbook)Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Notice:
Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Shit...What a Ride!"
I love you, you crazy sonsofbitches(think of it as a term of endearment).
Badass graphic made by Dave babe(Xel) but given to yours truly.
Life's a beach, and then you drown.
Later, stibby.
heres you, who pwnt me bad
didn't think I remember?
well see ya later
stibul Consider yourself officially stamped (Guestbook)Hey, you seem like a pretty cool member on this site, so I thought I should sign your guestbook with my brand new shiny stamp!
Hope you Enjoy my stamp & Have Fun!
Sign back!
stibul I will kill you tonight... (Guestbook)I will kill you and delete that awful screenshot that you have.
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stibul You've been Bitten! (Guestbook)
You've been randomly bitten by me, becasue i felt like it.Now that i have tasted you i hope to see you around the forums alot more.