youthboy

Anything related to Nintendo and Microsoft, especially Rare.

People generally view me as funny, but I'm sometimes very serious. No more questions now...

Here's some of my favorite quotes:

"Yeah, I'm the babysitter. This S on my shirt stands for "sitter". I would abbriviate "babysitter", but then I'd walk around with a big BS on my shirt."

"Hey, buddy...can you spare me a dime? Hey buddy! Don't ignore...oh, they always ignore me. HEY!"
"Wha-what do you want?"
"You know, where I come from, I am a king!
"Oh, really."
"Yeah. That fat b****rd kicked me out. Apparently, the hive kept getting stolen. I don't care. Couldn't fit in the *bleep*ing thing anyway, seeing how fat she is. B**ch."
"Right, well, I'll be off then.
"That's what they all say. I won't tell you about the big-breasted babe then."
"The-the big what?"
"Thought that would grab your attention."

"The speed of light is the amount of time light from the sun takes to reach the earth. The speed of DARK is the amount of time it takes to blind us all."

"We all now what a millisecond is. Now, a millivanillisecond is the amount of time Milli Vanilli was popular. A millevanillenium is the amount of time we can do Milli Vanilli jokes. Which we may have just exited.