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Gamer to quit life for Diablo III
Sean Ridgeley - Monday, April 27th, 2009 | 1:21PM (PT) 0 Favourites (0)


You just play Diablo, he experiences it

An article sent in from a gamer to Diablo III fansite DIII.net tells us sometimes one's love for a video game can go too far.

User "AniMe" plans to give up his job, dreams, and pretty much all communication with the human race for the game's launch and a minimum of six months thereafter. What? Of course it's worth it.

For around ten hours a day I will build arenas, scenes and stages. Money, oh the green! By all means, do get cozy in there on my bank account for I will need you later.

When Diablo 3 goes retail, there will be no more stage construction! Fancy computer? - Check! Comfortable chair? - Check! Cell phone off? - Check!

That’s right. Planning, and looking forward to unemployment in order to be able to play Diablo 3 the way it hopefully deserves to be played for at least six months straight. Taking a timeout from real life. Skipping karaoke nights. A rain check on singing lessons. Pause on telling girls stuff they love to hear. Oh yes, my Barbarian is going to do some serious sockrocking.

What's really amusing about this is the guy's dream is "being the lead singer of a rockband". Kids these days.

"AniMe" is aware of the disdain the gaming community has for his new "life choice", but he is not fettered:

Playing computer games full time does not fit very well with peoples idea of “be all you can be”.

Now I wonder; as a person with no current gaming addiction at all, clean for years (the needle marks have healed nicely too!) how common is it to have the goal of isolating oneself with a computer game? With clouded vision in state of withdrawal I can surely understand it, but from a mind crystal clear?

But if I was to answer with two words; ‘sheer fun’, would you buy it? Is it really that simple?

Should we distance ourselves from those things in life we truly enjoy the most for they are too dangerous?

I know I wouldn’t be honest with myself if I did.

You brave, brave man.


Gamer to quit life for Diablo III Image 1

Source: DIII.net

Section: PC Games

  • 2 thumbs!
    Gussimotto since Jan 2003 | Apr 27, 09
    The picture at the end made me laugh, it fits so perfectly.
  • 1 thumbs!
    kspiess since Jun 2007 | Apr 27, 09
    That doesn't seem like a good idea to me! If I had tons of disposable time, I'd love to take like 2 weeks for a hardcore D3 binge, but much over that doesn't appeal to me personally. More than a month sounds terrible to me. And I'd only binge in the winter; not in Vancouver's lovely summer-ness.

    By the time Diablo V comes out oh man, gaming addictions are going to be quite something else altogether.
    Last edited by kspiess :: Apr 27, 09
  • 0 thumbs!
    RabidChinaGirl since Oct 2007 | Apr 27, 09
    Gotta admit, your choice of article image really got me.

    Well, what do you expect from a guy who calls himself "AniMe"... I really hope Diable III is worth his trouble. I'd feel rather sorry for him if the game doesn't meet his expectations.
    Last edited by RabidChinaGirl :: Apr 28, 09
  • 6 thumbs!
    kik36 since Apr 2007 | Apr 27, 09
    Seriously, if the game is shit he might end up on the 6 o'clock news as a suicide.

    Best article picture EVER!!!
  • 1 thumbs!
    hollowedsol since Feb 2008 | Apr 28, 09
    Wow, commitment to the extreme. Hard to believe that someone is willing to give up their life for a game. The picture fits perfectly too. Hahaha.
  • 1 thumbs!
    jdj1976 since Sep 2008 | Apr 28, 09
    woot wish i could do that but sadly bills wont stop geting to my mail box so i wont be able to binge but atleast im already finishg up my new gaming machine so i can get the most out of diablo 3 the time that i do have lol
  • 1 thumbs!
    kspiess since Jun 2007 | Apr 28, 09
    I like that pic but just noticed now: what's up with that knife? I really like what appears to be a dragon looking out of a telescope on the dude's shelf.
    Last edited by kspiess :: Apr 28, 09
  • 1 thumbs!
    Vendetta since Feb 2006 | Apr 28, 09
    Maybe he cuts himself? Also, notice the cool computer case, mouse, and keyboard. Also his wrist cast haha.
  • -1 thumbs!
    Chaotic since Jul 2008 | Apr 28, 09
    Shame that part of South Park was for World of Warcraft, not Diablo.

    Anyways, this guy really *bleep*ing sounded like Jack Thompson with his direct comparison between video games and drugs near the end there.

    Regardless, hopefully the game will suck ass so he rethinks his idea and goes back to being a productive member of society.
  • -3 thumbs!
    Guest | Apr 28, 09
    I has knives on my desk and around them, for when the fanciful unicorn emerges! Strike it in its weakspot for double damage :0

    World of Warcrap ~= D3 - Graphics. The screenshots look like crap taken from a disney movie
  • 1 thumbs!
    twizttid13 since Aug 2007 | Apr 28, 09
    That's what I was thinking Sarjent MeetWadd. I guess "AniMe" isn't bothered by that. But I thought true Diablo fans would notice the crap graphics in D3. I still don't think its dark/gothic enough, but I'm not making the game.

    The picture is awesome, the wrist cast is hilarious.
  • 0 thumbs!
    Heralmina since Jul 2008 | Apr 28, 09
    Supprised no-ones hired him to play Diablo.
  • 0 thumbs!
    Hellfire29 since Jun 2007 | Apr 28, 09
    quote Heralmina
    Supprised no-ones hired him to play Diablo.
    That's may be what he's aiming to do. Or get sponsorship. Or go for a world record.
  • 0 thumbs!
    rex243 since Feb 2009 | Apr 28, 09
    [quote=Hellfire29][quote=Heralmina]Supprised no-ones hired him play Diablo.

    That's may be what he's aiming to do. Or get sponsorship. Or go for a world record.

    yea...he needs the sponsorship or hel be in a box....soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 0 thumbs!
    Guest | May 24, 09
    If you want to see real addition to videogames,look at me. I once cut my arm up when it went through a window. And there I was sitting in the hospital, arm busted open, still playing my DS lite. I heard someone calling me. I thougt it was the doctor, but turns out it was my mom. I went to get up, dropped my ds and it broke. I was like NO!!!!!!! That thing's my whole life. By the way I had to get 47 stitches inside and out. The cut was down to my muscle, right where my main artery is and I was bleeding so bad I could see my blood before the oxygen hit it. And I had to replace my ds. I've gone through 4. I have thousands and thousands of dollars worth of videogames systems and games. I have sega genesis, sega saturn, sega cd, sega dreamcast, N64,Nintendo gamecube, DS Lite, and Nintendo Wii plus a Labtop. True story.
  • 0 thumbs!
    Guest | May 25, 09
    Am I the only one that realizes this guy is being facetious? It's so obvious.
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