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Bill Gates seeks patent on new enhanced beer keg design
Kevin Spiess - Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 | 11:15AM (PT) 0 Favourites (0)


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A group of seven buds -- most with past or present Microsoft affiliations -- have applied for a patent on "temperature stablized storage containers." The seven buds notably include Nathan Myhrvold, Microsoft's former CTO, and Big Bill himself, William H. Gates III. 

What did these intelligent folks come up with? Well get this: it's like a beer keg... that keeps your beer cold! Yes, this is pure brilliance. One of those great ideas that seems so obvious you are surprised it hasn't been invented yet. (Sure -- you could put your keg of beer in a tub of ice, but what a hassle. This is the 21st century after all, we should be more reasonable.)

The temperature stablized storage containers could be used for beverages besides beer, but hey, if you had a keg of fruit juice, you could just put some ice in your drink. No this invention certainly was intended for storing "a beverage such as beer, for example, at a temperature appropriate for serving depending upon the type of beer." Or even "may be used to store wine at an optimal storage temperature range, generally 50 to 55 degrees."

Well it doesn't seem all that unlikely that this super-keg idea will ever see production, who knows, perhaps it will become a retirement side-project for Bill in his twilight years.

 

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    Bill Gates03 since Dec 2004 | Jun 24, 09
    I just couldn't stand my beer warm any longer guys...I had to take action.
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    kspiess since Jun 2007 | Jun 24, 09
    I knew what the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation was really up to, Bill.
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    Bill Gates03 since Dec 2004 | Jun 24, 09
    Melinda mostly wanted it for the wine aspect.
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    kspiess since Jun 2007 | Jun 24, 09
    Oh right -- of course.
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    jdj1976 since Sep 2008 | Jun 24, 09
    id love to have a couple of beer whit him
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    THM since Jan 2008 | Jun 25, 09
    Hee Hee...,I reckon that "Bill Gates seeks a new wife" would be much more controversial than "Bill Gates seeks patent"!!!!!!
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    kspiess since Jun 2007 | Jun 25, 09
    My original title was "Bill Gate does an epic keg-stand" -- but yeah, it turned out not to not accurate enough, so I had to discard it.
    Last edited by kspiess :: Jun 25, 09
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    kspiess since Jun 2007 | Jun 25, 09
    In fact, it wasn't accurate at all.
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    Bill Gates03 since Dec 2004 | Jun 25, 09


    Keep your hands OFF my wife, please!
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    Guest | Jun 25, 09
    no problem there
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    Bill Gates03 since Dec 2004 | Jun 26, 09
    Lol, don't you guys think a man who was once the worlds richest would have 5 super hot supermodels hanging off each arm?
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    kspiess since Jun 2007 | Jun 26, 09
    He keeps the concubines in a separate mansion.

    Nah just joking. Benevolent Bill isn't like most people with tons of money and power. He's a good-natured, gentle, thoroughly nerdy philanthropist. From what I can gather, anyways.

    Besides its better to have one great mate than a steady stream of supermodels (who are only with you for their own personal superficial gain) anyways.
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