Lydia Sung - Sunday, April 27th, 2008 | 2:31PM (PST)
Expecting Bay's people to contact him
Director (if you can even call him that) Uwe Boll has challenged Michael Bay to a boxing match. Yeah, you read that right.
The king of crappy movie adaptions has issued a challenge to the king of cinematic fluff. Boll wants Bay to face him in the ring for 12 rounds at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.
What I found most amusing is the reasoning behind this. Boll is apparently feeling angry/hurt/insulted/emo about Bay's response to a note he wrote:
"He said that he doesn't care about me. And this was very insulting because I care about him."
Yes, that was a direct quote; insert random awkward pauses at your liking. Can't you just hear him crying inside?
In a very mature and well thought out comeback, Boll said he thinks Michael Bay "sucks big time," which was shortly before he issued the boxing challenge.
"... it's also independent filmmaking against the studio system." Riiiight...
The man's obviously delusional. How else can he wake up every morning and not feel the urge to kill himself for ruining so many movies?
Given that Golden Palace collects oddities to begin with it's not shocking to see Boll as a part of their collection. If anything it's amazing it didn't happen sooner.
Jesus Christ. This guy is offended because the man who created the Transformers film [a great one, too] said he doesn't care about him? Seriously! A shitty director will NEVER catch the eye of someone like Bay.
Uwe Boll is dirty!! The guy challenged 3 critics that said his movies were terrible to a boxing match. He told them it was for charity. Boll went to boxing training, while the critics got jack of training. Of course he destroyed all 3 critics.
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