It's Christmas Eve, so most of you probably already have your gift exchanges down pat, but here's a last minute tip anyway -- I'd call it more of a warning. This holiday season, do not buy your juvenile son or daughter a Nintendo Wii.
Don't believe me? Here are 50 reasons you should, thoughtfully compiled by a very bored anonymous individual. Some of you may laugh, a few might cry, and the rest will simply stop the video barely halfway through the 8 minutes and 41 seconds to splash cold water over your face just to make sure you're still sane.
On second thought, let them have the Wii. Get them a DS or PSP while you're at it, because I really don't want kiddy gamers like these trying to friend me on LIVE or WoW.
I do not recommend earphones for this.
Depressing glimpses of your future offspring and their ear-piercing shrieks aside, may your Christmas be filled with much love, gamers. If you're heat is out, just huddle around your HD console of choice and bask in its warmth.
gerard, I completely agree. We should band together and burn every last bit of these children until their screams bleed through their ears! And my parents wanted me to take medication...
I'm pretty sure most of them will play it for a month then will probably not play it very much. Although this might pertain to the hardcore (gamer), older kids.
Just once I am going to do what my parents did to me. Buy a controller for the new system, a game, wrap them up, stick them under the tree, and hide the actual console upstairs in the closet. It also works to buy something in a big box, or wrap something small up in a big box. The look on my face was priceless, we have pictures to prove that. They did that to me with the N64 when I was like 10. Not nice, but incredibly funny.
Poor soul?! For gods sake, he was the only sane one. If anything it shows the corruption of gamers that the Wii causes.
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Guest | Dec 25, 08
oh darn, little children FILLED WITH JOY ON CHRISTMAS THA EHVIL@! we need to build a time machine to tell that jesus one-four! i liked the nintendo sixtyFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR kid better though. let them enjoy their lives before they figure out how meaningless and unforfilling it is. they'll fill the void with novelty electronic gizmos like the rest of us
Dude, I am STILL playing my n64. In fact, I just picked up Goldeneye. That game is awesome. I like that I can use 2 controllers. One to aim and move, and the other to look and fire and change weapons. It kind of reminded me of the Wii. 0_o maybe that's how they got the idea...
Well, I'm not quite sure whether Wii is popular among kids or not, nevertheless, a lot of parents are buying Wii for their kids as Christmas present for the whole family's fun time.
Note: If I have a kid, I'd definitely buy Wii for my child because PS3 or Xbox 360 is just too advance for kids, Hee Hee!!!!!!
My Dad was going to buy the Wii as a Christmas present for the family- he expects, though, that they will go down nearing the new year. If we do get it, it means we will have all four next ten consoles, no the Wii is nothing on comparison, but it means the whole family can have a bash together...
That sucks for you. Well my YouTube friend BigAl2K6 got a Wii for Christmas, and he unfortunately acted just like a few of these kids...Oh man...But I still love him!
@John Fredrickson I think you're one of the few who actually made it to the end and still had half a mind left to notice the PS3 boy. It'd say that all those kids before him got jipped by comparison.
Poor soul?! For gods sake, he was the only sane one. If anything it shows the corruption of gamers that the Wii causes.
Yeah, but did notice how many gamers Halo 3 corrupted? You cant even play one decent game without hearing some 10 year old kid screaming because someone took "his" laser...goddamn that pissed me off so much. And yet, The 360 is such a good console! If anything, what really pisses me off is little kids that get a new console for christmas, and they dont even know how to use it. My 11 year old cousin got a PS3 movie pack for christmas, thinking that the movie was a game...-_-I wanted to laugh at him, but I just felt too sad knowing that this is how PS3's, WII's, and 360's are being used....
when he opens it there is a just a weight. that is what my parents did to me i wanted a xbox(so pwns the wii) they got a xbox 360 box and but a weight in it and i got it and i opeded it i was like omg i threw the box at em
Man, I wonder what's so great about nintendo wii. I don't own one, I'm simply not interested. I just got a new ps2 for christmas because my old one's ruined.
The internal processers are all probably destroyed from all the sound waves and shaking....bloody hell.
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Guest | Jan 1, 09
...Wii fans should be called Wiitards.....
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Children are so easy to brainwash with the wii's gimicky shit. My little bro got a ps3 and the first thing he said was "thank god its not a wii" he's a smart kid for a 10 year old.
I feel ripped in comparison, when I got my Wii I only saw people crying because they didn't comprehend what pre-order meant, when I got my PS3 I had some guy follow me on the freeway because they were #14 and there were 13 tickets for those waiting to get it. (there were other freaky ones as well) and when I got my 360 much later it was more or less "meh congrats go play gears and get out of the store already"
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These kids are insane. Nintendo's audience I guess. Glad they're not mine. Haha.
You really brought some laughs at this Holiday Season.
especially the kid dressed as spider man who is jumping around with a knife at 6:30
i also like the kid at the end with the ps3, hes the only one that acted halfway normal.
KILL.......
LITTLE KIDS!!!!
If they were my kids I would shoot them.
Note: If I have a kid, I'd definitely buy Wii for my child because PS3 or Xbox 360 is just too advance for kids, Hee Hee!!!!!!
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I think you're one of the few who actually made it to the end and still had half a mind left to notice the PS3 boy. It'd say that all those kids before him got jipped by comparison.
.....ffs.
I'm so wrapping an empty Wii box up for xmas next year...
when he opens it there is a just a weight. that is what my parents did to me i wanted a xbox(so pwns the wii) they got a xbox 360 box and but a weight in it and i got it and i opeded it i was like omg i threw the box at em
#14 would've shot you if he knew you were just going to sell the thing.
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