Big blingin'! Where my diamonds at? Gold -- oh no'es! We got's gold.
You know, computers get can pricey. Really quick. Want that extra two gigabytes of DDR2? $50 bucks. Want to go from that so-so 8600 GT to a sweet 8800 GT? That'll be at least a 'nother 100 clams. Want that case plated with flashy, expensive gold plating or diamonds? That's another $500,000 down the drain. The bill adds up quick!
But Japan's Zeus Computer has what you need. Folks will be impressed with the power of your E6850, sure -- but they'll be even more impressed with your willingness to go that extra mile, by spending several hundred thousand dollars on that semi-precious stone inlaid, gold or platinum Jupiter case! You'll be the most talked about guy at any LAN party you happen to bring one of these babies to, that's for sure.
Not sure how the air flow is in a gold-plated case -- or how heavy it would be exactly -- but hey, if you have that much cash to spend on stuff like this, then immediatly rush to your local bank and get some financing!
You can even get a case specific to your astrological sign -- which will be etched in diamonds, to further enhance your most auspicious astrological pleasures!
All the pictures of the cases seem to be artists' representations, so I'm not sure if Zeus actually built one of these yet. I'm going to contact them today to see if they are willing to send us a review sample.